Back to School - A Humorous Exchange About Mistakes and Generosity
Security Guard: [after Thornton Melon's run-in with a showering sorority girl]
Perfectly understandable, Mr. Melon. It was an honest mistake. Let's just call it a a bad day...
Thornton Melon: [hands officer cash]
But a great view! You're all right, officer. Here, a little something for the kids.
Security Guard:
I don't have any kids.
Thornton Melon: [hands officer more cash]
No kids? Well, get yourself some. Take it all. And just remember, the best thing about kids... is making them!
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