Clash of the Titans - Divine Disguises and Unsuccessful Seductions
Thetis:
So many women. He invents so many disguises to seduce them. Sometimes a swan or a bull. Sometimes a shower of gold. Why, he once tried to ravish me as a cuttlefish.
Hera:
Did he succeed?
Thetis:
Certainly not!
Athena:
What did you do?
Thetis:
Beat him at his own game. I simply turned myself into a shark!
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