Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules - A Birthday Wish with Unexpected Humor
Heffleys and Rowley:
Happy birthday, Grandpa!
Grandpa Heffley:
Next year, I want a chocolate cake.
Greg:
That is if you're alive next year.
Susan: [annoyed]
Greg!
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