Memorable Quotes from Teri Hatcher
5 quotesReunion Sparks Reflection Between Bond and Paris
James Bond
I always wondered how I'd feel if I saw you again. Now I know. Was it something I said?
[she turns around, looks at him, and slaps him]
Paris Carver
How about the words "I'll be right back"?
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Dramatic Revelations in a Soap Opera
Montana Moorehead
WAIT! Wait! But I'm carrying his child!
[as Lori, Celeste, And Jeffrey kiss and make up]
Jeffrey Anderson
I didn't sleep with her! Will somebody please believe me?!
Edmund Edwards
This is what I meant. This is what I told them to do. This is soap opera!
[offstage, delighted]
Jeffrey Anderson
Doctor!
Ariel Maloney
A second opinion... this is Dr. Frans Blau of the sex change clinic in Bethesda, Maryland.
Rose Schwartz
Thank you. Dr. Randall, after extensive investigation, I've come to the conclusion that it's virtually impossible for you to have impregnated your nurse, Montana Moorehead. Because before she came to our little clinic, she was... Milton Moorehead of Syosset, Long Island.
[German accent]
Rose Schwartz
Hello.
[normal voice]
Montana Moorehead
NO! NO! NO!
[shouts and runs off]
Edmund Edwards
She's a boy!
[offstage]
David Barnes
Yeah, well we knew that.
[starts gagging]
Edmund Edwards
Are you okay?
David Barnes
I'm fine. I'm just going to go congratulate the others.
[weak voice]
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Flirtation and Confidence in a New Encounter
Ariel Maloney
New boy in town?
Jeffrey Anderson
Just got off the choo-choo... you have beautiful eyes.
Ariel Maloney
They're nothing compared to my tits! You should come up and see them sometime.
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Thanking the Cast Amidst Playful Insults
Celeste Talbert
Ohhh, there's so many people to thank. First of all, my fabulous supporting cast, who gives a new meaning to the word "support"...
[accepting an award]
Ariel Maloney
Bitch!
David Barnes
Hag!
Montana Moorehead
I hate her so much!
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A Surprising Return and Unconventional Views on Parenthood
Lisp
I'll believe that when I see it.
[cuts off his webcam]
Minion
Welcome back, Ms. Gradenko.
[Minion takes Gradenko's hand and kisses it.]
Ms. Gradenko
It's good to be back, Alex. Let's never have children.
[Revealed to be half-bald from the Buddy Pack jetpack flames burning her hair off]
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