Soapdish - Dramatic Revelations in a Soap Opera
Montana Moorehead: [as Lori, Celeste, And Jeffrey kiss and make up]
WAIT! Wait! But I'm carrying his child!
Jeffrey Anderson:
I didn't sleep with her! Will somebody please believe me?!
Edmund Edwards: [offstage, delighted]
This is what I meant. This is what I told them to do. This is soap opera!
Jeffrey Anderson:
Doctor!
Ariel Maloney:
A second opinion... this is Dr. Frans Blau of the sex change clinic in Bethesda, Maryland.
Rose Schwartz: [German accent]
Thank you. Dr. Randall, after extensive investigation, I've come to the conclusion that it's virtually impossible for you to have impregnated your nurse, Montana Moorehead. Because before she came to our little clinic, she was... Milton Moorehead of Syosset, Long Island.
Rose Schwartz: [normal voice]
Hello.
Montana Moorehead: [shouts and runs off]
NO! NO! NO!
Edmund Edwards: [offstage]
She's a boy!
David Barnes: [starts gagging]
Yeah, well we knew that.
Edmund Edwards:
Are you okay?
David Barnes: [weak voice]
I'm fine. I'm just going to go congratulate the others.
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Soapdish - Flirtation and Confidence in a New Encounter
Ariel Maloney:
New boy in town?
Jeffrey Anderson:
Just got off the choo-choo... you have beautiful eyes.
Ariel Maloney:
They're nothing compared to my tits! You should come up and see them sometime.
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Soapdish - Thanking the Cast Amidst Playful Insults
Celeste Talbert: [accepting an award]
Ohhh, there's so many people to thank. First of all, my fabulous supporting cast, who gives a new meaning to the word "support"...
Ariel Maloney:
Bitch!
David Barnes:
Hag!
Montana Moorehead:
I hate her so much!
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Spy Kids - A Surprising Return and Unconventional Views on Parenthood
Lisp: [cuts off his webcam]
I'll believe that when I see it.
Minion: [Minion takes Gradenko's hand and kisses it.]
Welcome back, Ms. Gradenko.
Ms. Gradenko: [Revealed to be half-bald from the Buddy Pack jetpack flames burning her hair off]
It's good to be back, Alex. Let's never have children.
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Tomorrow Never Dies - Reunion Sparks Reflection Between Bond and Paris
James Bond: [she turns around, looks at him, and slaps him]
I always wondered how I'd feel if I saw you again. Now I know. Was it something I said?
Paris Carver:
How about the words "I'll be right back"?
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