The Return of the Living Dead - Doubts about the effectiveness of zombie lore
Burt Wilson:
I thought you said if we destroyed the brain, it'd die!
Frank:
It worked in the movie!
Burt Wilson:
Well, it ain't working now, Frank!
Freddy:
You mean the movie lied?
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The Return of the Living Dead - Weird Experiences in the Movie Industry
Freddy:
What's the weirdest thing you ever saw in here?
Frank:
Oh, kid, I have seen weird things come and I have seen weird things go. But the weirdest thing I ever saw just had to cap it all.
Freddy:
Oh, yeah? What's that?
Frank: [[Night of the Living Dead]
Let me ask you a question, kid. Did you see that movie, ]?
Freddy:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one where the corpses start eating the people, right? Sure. Wh-what about it?
Frank:
Did you know that movie was based on a true case?
Freddy:
Come on, you're shitting me, right?
Frank:
I've never been more serious in my life.
Freddy:
That's not possible. I mean, they showed zombies taking over the world.
Frank:
They changed it all around. What really happened was back in 1969, in Pittsburgh, at the V.A. hospital, there was a chemical spill and all that stuff kinda leaked down into the morgue and it made all the dead bodies kinda jump around as though it was alive.
Freddy:
What chemical?
Frank:
2-4-5 Trioxin, it's called. It was to kinda spray on marijuana or something. And the Darrow Chemical Company was trying to develop it for the Army. And they told the guy who made the movie that if he told the true story, they'd just sue his ass off. So he changed all the facts around.
Freddy:
So what really happened?
Frank:
Well, they closed it all down, see, and the Army shipped all that contaminated dirt and all those dead bodies out. And they kept it a secret.
Freddy:
So how come you know about it?
Frank:
A typical Army fuck up. The Transportation Department got the orders crossed, and they shipped those bodies here instead of to the Darrow Chemical Company.
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The Return of the Living Dead - Love and Madness in a Zombie Apocalypse
Freddy: [to Tina]
Gee... And now you made me hurt myself again! You made me break my hand completely off this time Tina! But I don't care Darlin', because I love you, and you've got to let me EAT YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINS! WHERE ARE YOU!
Casey:
Chuck, I never did like you. Oh, but God, hold me tight.
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Jason Lives - Friday the 13th Part VI - Returning Jason to Crystal Lake
Tommy Jarvis:
The only way to stop Jason now is to return him to his original resting place... where he drowned in 1957.
Megan Garris:
Lake Forest Green?
Jarvis:
Crystal Lake... where this nightmare began.
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Jason Lives - Friday the 13th Part VI - Conflict Over Sleep and Warnings
Sheriff Garris:
Either you get some sleep, or I'm gonna come in there and put you out.
Tommy Jarvis:
You're gonna be sorry you didn't listen to me.
Sheriff Garris:
You're gonna be sorry if you don't shut up.
Deputy Rick:
Take a nap, Junior!
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Jason Lives - Friday the 13th Part VI - Confrontation Over Jason's Return
Sheriff Garris: [referring to Tommy Jarvis]
Iron this punk!
Tommy Jarvis:
No way! You gotta listen to me! Jason is coming here; he's after me! I tried to destroy him, but I screwed up!
Deputy Rick:
You got that right, punk!
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Jason Lives - Friday the 13th Part VI - Confronting the Past: A Dark History
Sheriff Garris:
Aren't you that kid whose mother and friends were killed by that maniac?
Tommy Jarvis:
Yeah, yeah. Jason murdered them, and...!
Garris:
You've been in some psychiatric clinic ever since, haven't you?
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Jason Lives - Friday the 13th Part VI - Confronting the Past: A Dangerous Decision
Allen Hawes:
I don't know how you talked me into this, Tommy. Hell, I must be crazy! You know, if the institution ever found out about this, they would haul our butts back in in straitjackets, permanent!
Tommy Jarvis:
You didn't have to come, Hawes. This is between me and Jason.
Hawes:
I know, I know, I know. But I still don't get the therapy here. All you need to know is Jason's dead, right? Seeing his corpse ain't gonna stop the hallucinations!
Jarvis:
Seeing it won't, but destroying it will. Jason belongs in hell... and I'm going to see that he gets there.
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Jason Lives - Friday the 13th Part VI - Tommy Challenges Jason in Confrontation
Tommy Jarvis:
Jason, come on!! Come and get me!! It's me you want, remember?!!
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Jason Lives - Friday the 13th Part VI - Warning of Jason's Return to Camp Crystal Lake
Tommy Jarvis:
They have to be warned, Sheriff. Jason will return to the area that's familiar. No matter what you call it, it's still Camp Crystal Lake to him!
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Jason Lives - Friday the 13th Part VI - Tommy Jarvis Reveals Jason's Resurrection
Tommy Jarvis:
Jason's alive. We dug up his body. I was going to cremate him.
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Jason Lives - Friday the 13th Part VI - Tommy's Warning About Jason's Return
Tommy Jarvis:
Jason's alive! He killed my friend, and now he's coming for me!
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Return of the Living Dead Part II - Fear of Mortality and Cremation Choices
Ed:
You're right, there's a chill in the air tonight. Fifty-eight years old, can't be too careful in this weather.
Joey: [pointing to coffin]
Yeah, you'll end up in one of those.
Ed:
Uh-uh. Not me. You'll never find me in one of these. I'm gonna get me cremated.
Joey:
You're just afraid that some old creep like you is gonna come along and steal your head.
Ed:
Watch your tongue, boy, if you like this job!
Joey:
Like this job?
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