Tina MajorinoQuotes

Alice: You don't seem to have much riding practice.

White Knight: What makes you say that?

Alice: You keep falling off your horse!

White Knight: I've had plenty of practice at THAT, plenty of practice!

The Cheshire Cat: How do you like the Queen?

Alice: [whispers; notices the Queen is standing right behind her and listening] I don't. She's so extremely... likely to win. That it's hardly worth finishing.

The Queen of Hearts: [stiffly patting Alice's head] Good, good little girl. Charming.

The Queen of Hearts: Do you play croquet?

Alice: Who, me?

The Queen of Hearts: [quietly; bellowing] YES you! I am not in the habit of talking to myself! Even though it's the only way I can get an intelligent conversation around here. CAN YOU PLAY CROQUET?!

Alice: Yes.

The Queen of Hearts: COME ON, THEN!!

Alice: [thinking about the riddle] Why is a raven like a writing desk? You know I-I'm pretty sure I can guess.

The March Hare: You mean you think you know the answer?

Alice: Yes.

The March Hare: Well, then, you should say what you mean.

Alice: Well, I do. At-at least, at least I mean what I say, that-that is the same thing.

Mad Hatter: It's not the same thing at all. You might as well say "I eat what I see" is the same thing as "I see what I eat!

The March Hare: [eyeing the pie, picking up a fly swatter; whacks the pie] You might as well say "I like what I get" is the same as "I get what I like!

The Dormouse: [talking in his sleep, then suddenly awake; nods off] Aah! You-you, or you might as well say "I breathe when I sleep" is the same thing as "I sleep when I breathe.

Mad Hatter: [chuckles] Well, it is the same thing with you.

The March Hare: Have some wine.

Alice: I don't see any wine.

The March Hare: There isn't any, and you're too young.

Alice: It wasn't very polite of you to offer it then.

The March Hare: It wasn't very polite of you to sit down without an invitation.

Alice: You can't make me sing. I won't. I won't.

The Governess: [in an angry tone] Now we'll have none of that, young lady.

Alice: [talks to herself] Perhaps I've fell right through the earth and come out the other side. I shall have to ask somebody the name of the country. Please ma'am is this New Zealand or Australia?

Alice: [While falling down the rabbit hole] I wonder what latitude or longitude I've got to? I've no idea what latitude and longitude are but they're grand words.

Alice: [Looks out the door onto the garden full of visitors] How can they expect me to sing in front of all these strangers?

Alice: Oh, what am I going to do, Dinah? Out of all the songs, I have to sing Cherry Ripe.

Alice: [some talking daisies insult Alice; the daisies shut up] Alice: If you're not quiet, I'll make you into a chain!

Alice: If you drink too much from a bottle marked "poison," it's almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later.

Alice: You have to tread with care when dealing with cats, they have influence and are seen in all the smart places.

Deacon: [''After the deck of the Deez clears, one lone figure walks toward the bridge''; ''The Mariner removes his mask''] Why aren't you rowing?

Nord: [''Derisively laughs''] It's him.

Enola: It is him! You guys are in so much trouble!

Deacon: Well, I'll be damned. It's the gentleman guppy.

Nord: You know, he's like a turd that won't flush.

Mariner: I want the girl.

Deacon: [''Derisively laughs'] You know, I thought you were stupid, friend. But I underestimated you. You are a total freaking retard!

Mariner: I want the girl. That's all.

Deacon: [''The Mariner takes [[Flare#Roadside and rail|a flare] Well, what on this screwed-up earth of ours makes you think you're gonna get her? ] from his belt, and holds it over a fume pipe leading down to the Deez's fuel hold]

Mariner: You know what this is. I drop it, you burn.

Doctor: We all burn...

Deacon: Now-now-now, let's not do anything rash here. I mean, are you sure this kid is worth it? I mean, she never does stop talking, she never shuts up!

Mariner: I noticed.

Deacon: So what is it, then? It's the map.

Mariner: She's my friend.

Deacon: Golly gee, a single tear rolls down my cheek. You're gonna die for your friend.

Mariner: [''Ignites the flare, and holds it over the fume pipe again''] If it comes to that.

Nord: He's bluffing! I'll kill him.

Enola: He's not bluffing, he never bluffs.

Deacon: [''To the Mariner''] SHUT UP! I- I- I- I- I don't think you're gonna drop that torch, my friend.

Mariner: Why not?

Deacon: [''The Mariner smiles, lifts his hand, and drops the flare down the hole''] Because you're not crazy. NO...!

Enola: [''After the Mariner drops the flare and the tanker ship is imploding, to the Deacon looking on disamyed''] Was this your big vision?

Enola: He doesn't have a name, so death can't find him. He doesn't have a home or people to care for. He's not afraid of anything, men least of all. He's fast and strong like the big wind. He can hear 100 miles and see 100 miles underwater. He can hide in the shadow of the noon sun. He can be right behind you and you wont even know it till your dead.