Memorable Quotes from Tina Majorino
16 quotesA Conversation About Playing Croquet
The Queen of Hearts
Do you play croquet?
Alice
Who, me?
The Queen of Hearts
YES you! I am not in the habit of talking to myself! Even though it's the only way I can get an intelligent conversation around here. CAN YOU PLAY CROQUET?!
[quietly; bellowing]
Alice
Yes.
The Queen of Hearts
COME ON, THEN!!
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Alice's Frustration with Song Choice
Alice
Oh, what am I going to do, Dinah? Out of all the songs, I have to sing Cherry Ripe.
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Alice's Discontent with the Queen of Hearts
The Cheshire Cat
How do you like the Queen?
Alice
I don't. She's so extremely... likely to win. That it's hardly worth finishing.
[whispers; notices the Queen is standing right behind her and listening]
The Queen of Hearts
Good, good little girl. Charming.
[stiffly patting Alice's head]
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Caution Against Overindulgence in Poisonous Choices
Alice
If you drink too much from a bottle marked "poison," it's almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later.
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Alice's Confusion About Her Location
Alice
Perhaps I've fell right through the earth and come out the other side. I shall have to ask somebody the name of the country. Please ma'am is this New Zealand or Australia?
[talks to herself]
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The Nature of an Unnamed Fear
Enola
He doesn't have a name, so death can't find him. He doesn't have a home or people to care for. He's not afraid of anything, men least of all. He's fast and strong like the big wind. He can hear 100 miles and see 100 miles underwater. He can hide in the shadow of the noon sun. He can be right behind you and you wont even know it till your dead.
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Defiance Against Authority in Wonderland
Alice
You can't make me sing. I won't. I won't.
The Governess
Now we'll have none of that, young lady.
[in an angry tone]
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Unexpected Recognition in a Tense Moment
Deacon
Why aren't you rowing?
[''After the deck of the Deez clears, one lone figure walks toward the bridge''; ''The Mariner removes his mask'']
Nord
It's him.
[''Derisively laughs'']
Enola
It is him! You guys are in so much trouble!
Deacon
Well, I'll be damned. It's the gentleman guppy.
Nord
You know, he's like a turd that won't flush.
Mariner
I want the girl.
Deacon
You know, I thought you were stupid, friend. But I underestimated you. You are a total freaking retard!
[''Derisively laughs']
Mariner
I want the girl. That's all.
Deacon
Well, what on this screwed-up earth of ours makes you think you're gonna get her? ] from his belt, and holds it over a fume pipe leading down to the Deez's fuel hold]
[''The Mariner takes [[Flare#Roadside and rail|a flare]
Mariner
You know what this is. I drop it, you burn.
Doctor
We all burn...
Deacon
Now-now-now, let's not do anything rash here. I mean, are you sure this kid is worth it? I mean, she never does stop talking, she never shuts up!
Mariner
I noticed.
Deacon
So what is it, then? It's the map.
Mariner
She's my friend.
Deacon
Golly gee, a single tear rolls down my cheek. You're gonna die for your friend.
Mariner
If it comes to that.
[''Ignites the flare, and holds it over the fume pipe again'']
Nord
He's bluffing! I'll kill him.
Enola
He's not bluffing, he never bluffs.
Deacon
SHUT UP! I- I- I- I- I don't think you're gonna drop that torch, my friend.
[''To the Mariner'']
Mariner
Why not?
Deacon
Because you're not crazy. NO...!
[''The Mariner smiles, lifts his hand, and drops the flare down the hole'']
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Impolite Offers in an Unconventional Tea Party
The March Hare
Have some wine.
Alice
I don't see any wine.
The March Hare
There isn't any, and you're too young.
Alice
It wasn't very polite of you to offer it then.
The March Hare
It wasn't very polite of you to sit down without an invitation.
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Misadventures in Riding Practice
Alice
You don't seem to have much riding practice.
White Knight
What makes you say that?
Alice
You keep falling off your horse!
White Knight
I've had plenty of practice at THAT, plenty of practice!
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Alice's Warning of Consequences
Alice
Alice: If you're not quiet, I'll make you into a chain!
[some talking daisies insult Alice; the daisies shut up]
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Alice's Dilemma with Performing in Public
Alice
How can they expect me to sing in front of all these strangers?
[Looks out the door onto the garden full of visitors]
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Caution in Interactions with Influential Cats
Alice
You have to tread with care when dealing with cats, they have influence and are seen in all the smart places.
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A Curious Question about Ravens and Desks
Alice
Why is a raven like a writing desk? You know I-I'm pretty sure I can guess.
[thinking about the riddle]
The March Hare
You mean you think you know the answer?
Alice
Yes.
The March Hare
Well, then, you should say what you mean.
Alice
Well, I do. At-at least, at least I mean what I say, that-that is the same thing.
Mad Hatter
It's not the same thing at all. You might as well say "I eat what I see" is the same thing as "I see what I eat!
The March Hare
You might as well say "I like what I get" is the same as "I get what I like!
[eyeing the pie, picking up a fly swatter; whacks the pie]
The Dormouse
Aah! You-you, or you might as well say "I breathe when I sleep" is the same thing as "I sleep when I breathe.
[talking in his sleep, then suddenly awake; nods off]
Mad Hatter
Well, it is the same thing with you.
[chuckles]
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Questioning Ambitions and Dreams
Enola
Was this your big vision?
[''After the Mariner drops the flare and the tanker ship is imploding, to the Deacon looking on disamyed'']
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Alice's Curiosity About Latitude and Longitude
Alice
I wonder what latitude or longitude I've got to? I've no idea what latitude and longitude are but they're grand words.
[While falling down the rabbit hole]
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