Memorable Quotes from Tony Plana
5 quotesUnexpected Arrival of Foreigners
El Guapo
What? Are gringos falling from the sky?
Jefe
Yes, El Guapo.
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Conflict and Frustration Among Friends
Jefe
Could it be that once again you are angry for something else, and you are taking it out on me?
[to El Guapo]
Pablo
Can I have your watch when you are dead?
Dirty Mexican
And then they called us scum sucking pigs...US!
Harry Flugelman
(ranting at the Amigos) It'll be a cold day in hell when Harry Flugelman lets an actor tell him what to do!
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Miscommunication in a Tense Standoff
Lucky Day
Not so fast, El Guapo! Or I'll fill you so full of lead that you'll be using your dick for a pencil!
El Guapo
What do you mean?
Lucky Day
...I don’t know.
Jefe
I think he means that if you –
El Guapo
SHUT UP!
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A Plethora of Piñatas Explained
Jefe
We have many beautiful piñatas for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!
El Guapo
How many piñatas?
Jefe
Many piñatas, many!
El Guapo
Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?
Jefe
A what?
El Guapo
A plethora.
Jefe
Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo
Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe
Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo
Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe
El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
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Understanding Relationships Through Flower Metaphor
El Guapo
Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.
Jefe
So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you?
El Guapo
Tonight, or I will kill her!
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