¡Three Amigos! - Miscommunication in a Tense Standoff
Lucky Day:
Not so fast, El Guapo! Or I'll fill you so full of lead that you'll be using your dick for a pencil!
El Guapo:
What do you mean?
Lucky Day:
...I don’t know.
Jefe:
I think he means that if you –
El Guapo:
SHUT UP!
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¡Three Amigos! - Unexpected Arrival of Foreigners
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¡Three Amigos! - Understanding Relationships Through Flower Metaphor
El Guapo:
Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.
Jefe:
So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you?
El Guapo:
Tonight, or I will kill her!
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¡Three Amigos! - A Plethora of Piñatas Explained
Jefe:
We have many beautiful piñatas for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!
El Guapo:
How many piñatas?
Jefe:
Many piñatas, many!
El Guapo:
Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?
Jefe:
A what?
El Guapo:
A plethora.
Jefe:
Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo:
Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe:
Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo:
Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe:
El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
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¡Three Amigos! - Conflict and Frustration Among Friends
Jefe: [to El Guapo]
Could it be that once again you are angry for something else, and you are taking it out on me?
Pablo:
Can I have your watch when you are dead?
Dirty Mexican:
And then they called us scum sucking pigs...US!
Harry Flugelman:
(ranting at the Amigos) It'll be a cold day in hell when Harry Flugelman lets an actor tell him what to do!
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