Memorable Quotes from Travis Van Winkle
7 quotesTrent's Provocative Comment on Enjoyment
Trent
Oh, you like that? You like the balls in your hand, huh?
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Leaseholder Not Interested in Selling Property
Hoyt Ambrose
Hey, I know you. You are..the guy!
Bartleby
Yeah, I'm..The Guy! What can I do for you? Let me guess...you want me...to sign a petition banning minorities from your yacht club?
Hoyt Ambrose
I need to see the leaseholder. Harmon College would like to buy the property. Where can I find him?
Bartleby
I can tell you that the leaseholder is not interested in selling. Now if you will excuse me, I am going to enjoy my wad.
Hoyt Ambrose
Open up!
Bartleby
Now go back to whatever game show you host.
Hoyt Ambrose
This is not funny!
Freaky Guy
Is this a test?
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A Proposition for Payment and Service
Trent
Nolan! How about I pay, you pump?
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Concern Over Online Sharing
Trent
This better not go on the fucking internet...
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Conflict Over Family Heirloom
Trent
I don't care about your damn lip, this is a family heirloom!
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A Compliment on Physical Appearance
Trent
Your tits are stupendous!
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Comment on Physical Appearance
Trent
Your tits are like... so juicy babe!
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