William Catlett Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

Memorable Quotes from William Catlett

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Abigail

Unexpected Revelation About Kristof Lazaar's Daughter

Joey Whoa. Hey. What happened? Hey! You can't just leave without telling us what's going on!

[''Frank walks away to front door with Joey and others following''; ''Grabs Frank'']

Frank What's going on"? What's going on is that we are fucked! That little girl is Kristof Lazaar's daughter.

Rickles Shit!

Sammy Who's Kristof Lazaar?

Frank Who's Lazaar?!

Dean Bruh, that's an urban legend, man. Calm down.

Frank No, dude. He's not a fucking urban legend. He's very fucking real, believe me. Nobody even knows how big his fucking empire is.

[''drops his bag'']

Sammy So he's, like a crime boss?

Rickles He controls a lot more than just crime.

Joey Is Lambert fucking insane? He just put a death mark on all of us. Including himself.

Sammy What if we just, like, you know, like, give her back and say sorry?

Frank Oh, yeah. "Here's your daughter Mr. Fucking Antichrist! We're really sorry! Hope she's not too traumatized! Let's play a round of golf sometime"!

[''Sarcastically'']

Sammy Fuck you, Frank.

Peter This isn't the time for sarcasm, okay?

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Abigail

Curiosity Leads to Tension Among Friends

Frank What the fuck were you doing down here anyway?

Sammy I couldn't sleep. I heard something.

Frank What, you just had to come and check it out, huh? You think I could do that?

Joey Be honest. What does that look like to you?

Frank It looks like a fucking wild animal ripped him apart. No, no, no, I'm not fu- We're not fucking going there. Oh, fuck.

Sammy Why are you all acting so weird?

Joey There are stories about Lazaar's hit man.

Frank Can we not do this, please?!

Joey Valdez.

Rickles I heard a story once. Three of Lazaar's top guys got pinched a few years ago. ] . Night before the trial, they were ] on the top floor of a hotel. A dozen agents in the next room and two on the door. Next morning, FBI goes into the room. All they bodies are ripped apart... limbs... and organs missing. Decapitations. That his signature. Valdez. He's a fucking animal. And there was no way in or out of that room except for the front door or the 23rd window. So how'd he do it?

[[w:Federal Bureau of Investigation|The FBI; https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flipped flipped 'em; [w:Occupancy|all holed up]

Sammy Bullshit.

Rickles It's not fucking bullshit.

Frank That's not the first time I heard that story.

Joey We'd better check on the girl.

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Abigail

Establishing Ground Rules for the Task

Lambert For those of you that don't know, I go by "Lambert". You all came highly recommended. And so far, those recommendations are paying off.

Peter All right, sweet dreams. Okay.

[''Setting handcuffs on Abigail on a bed'']

Lambert You know the rules. No real names, no backstories and keep ] to a minimum. It's a 24-hour job and the hard part is already over. Now you babysit. But the only one that sees the girl is this one. So she hears only one voice. The rest of you... get comfortable. Questions?

[[w:Human sexual activity|the grab-ass]

Joey Yeah. Who's the girl?

Lambert You don't need to know her name.

Joey I don't care about her name. Whose kid is she?

Frank The fuck's that matter to you?

Lambert A very wealthy man. Who's about to become $50 million poorer. Look, you're safe here and to be completely certain that you can't be tracked, I'm going to collect your cell phones.

Dean Nobody's tracking me.

Frank I'm not taking any chances. Give them over.

Lambert In the bag.

Sammy One second, I gotta send this real quick. Thank you, just-

[''Tooling on her phone''; ''Lambert grabs it and Sammy pulls it back''; ''Lambert snatches it away'']

Peter Thank you.

[''Deposits phone in bag'']

Lambert Keep the doors and the girl isolated. Anything else I can do for you before I leave you to it?

Peter Uh, how come we can't use our real names?

Frank So if any of you fucks get caught, we can't rat out the others.

Dean Yeah, dumbass.

Peter You asked the same questions in the van.