Memorable Quotes from Zahf Paroo
1 quoteUnmasking the Evil Figure in Mystery Inc.
Male Reporter
Mystery Inc., do you know the identity of the Evil Masked Figure behind at all?
Velma
Well, if our hunch is correct, the Evil Masked Figure is…
Evil Masked Figure/Heather
NO!
Daphne
Heather Jasper-Howe.
Scooby
Uh-huh. Huh?
Female Reporter #1
But she was at the museum when the Masked Figure was on the roof.
Daphne
You almost had me there, didn't you? Lucky for her, she had an assistant helping her along with her evil plans. Ned.
[to Heather; Instead of looking at Patrick, who has braced himself for exposure, Daphne points at someone else]
Scooby
Huh?
Daphne
When I realized she was the Evil Masked Figure, he quickly changed into her costume.
Female Reporter #2
But why did she do it?!
Velma
Because Heather Jasper-Howe is actually… (Pause for effect.)
Scooby
Huh?
Velma
…Dr. Jonathan Jacobo. The original Pterodactyl Ghost.
[a female police officer, Shaggy, Daphne, and Wickles get shocked]
Gretchen Saunders Female Reporter #3
But how do you know this?
Velma
A photo. Taken of Jacobo in front of the Coolsonian. Jacobo supposedly died a year before construction even began.
Shaggy
So, Jacobo survived that fall off the prison wall.
Scooby
Yeah.
Fred
He also adapted the false Heather Jasper-Howe persona to turn the press against us.
Daphne
Then he framed poor hideous Old Man Wickles by putting that book and the Black Knight Ghost in his mansion.
Wickles
As if you getting the lead in ] wasn't enough!
[[w:My Fair Lady|My Fair Lady]
Jacobo
I was an excellent Eliza, and you were to acty!
Wickles
And stealing my tater tots!
Jacobo
You kept saying you felt puffy!
Fred
And the real identity of Ned is…
Ned
Ow!
Fred
Ned!
Scooby
Huh?
Jacobo
I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling punks and their dumb dog!
Ned
You were a dude this whole time?
Jacobo
Of course, dummkopf.
Ned
But we cuddled.
[upset]
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