Christopher Robin (2018) - Quotes

Character Voices: [[w:Roo|Roo] Sara Sheen — ]

Character Voices: [[w:Jim Cummings|Jim Cummings; [w:Winnie the Pooh (Disney character)|Winnie the Pooh; [w:Tigger|Tigger] ] — ] and ]

Live-Action Characters: [[w:Adrian Scarborough|Adrian P. Scarborough] ] — Hal Gallsworthy

Live-Action Characters: [[w:Ronke Adekoluejo|Ronke Adekoluejo] ] — Katherine Dane

Live-Action Characters: [[w:Oliver Ford Davies|Oliver Ford Davies] ] — Giles Winslow Sr.

Live-Action Characters: [[w:Mark Gatiss|Mark Gatiss] ] — Giles Winslow Jr.

Live-Action Characters: Bronte Carmichael — Madeleine Robin

Live-Action Characters: [[Hayley Atwell] ] — Evelyn Robin

Taglines: back where they were. In theaters everywhere.

Taglines: Out of the Wood. Into the City.

Taglines: Sooner or later, your past catches up to you.

Pooh: [After Christopher Robin gives him a jar of honey] Christopher Robin, what day is it?

Christopher: It's today.

Pooh: Oh. My favorite day.

Christopher: Mine, too, Pooh. Mine, too.

Pooh: Yesterday, when it was tomorrow, it was too much day for me.

Christopher: [smiling] Silly old bear.

Pooh: And the game is called, "Say What You See". You first, Piglet.

Piglet: [scared] Panic… worry… catastrophe…

Tigger: [excited] Speed… danger… recklessness! Hoo-hoo-hoo!

Eeyore: [gloomy] Disgrace… shame… humiliation…

Pooh: Well, that's one way to play it.

Madeline: [scared] You're talking!

Pooh: Me? No, I'm not talking. Oh, well I am now, I suppose.

Madeline: Wait. I recognize you. You're the bear in my father's drawings.

Pooh: [smiling] Winnie the Pooh. "Pooh" for short. This is Piglet, Eeyore…

Tigger: [tumbling; bumps a pole] Wait for me!

Eeyore: Oh, dear.

Tigger: And I'm Tigger! T-I-double "guh"-ER.

Madeline: What's a Tigger?

Tigger: Well, I'm glad you asked. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Eeyore: Please, not the song.

Tigger: [sings] The wonderful thing about TiggersIs Tiggers are wonderful things!Their tops are made of rubber, their bottoms are made of springsThey're bouncy, flouncy, trouncy, pouncy!Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is I'm the only one!

Eeyore: He does that a lot.

Tigger: [whispers] I'm the only one.

Christopher: Hello, Pooh.

Pooh: [calm] Hello, Christopher Robin.

Christopher: I’m sorry, Pooh. I'm so terribly sorry. I should've never shouted at you.

Pooh: Well, I am a bear of very little brain.

Christopher: No, Pooh. You are, I think, a bear of very big heart. You'll be happy to hear that everyone's safe and sound. I saved them from a Heffalump which was, in fact, well, me… and Owl's weather vane.

Pooh: I'm sorry I wasn't there, but I am rather glad that I was here. Waiting for you.

Christopher: Thank you for waiting for me, Pooh.

Pooh: It's always a sunny day when Christopher Robin comes to play.

Christopher: I'm not so sure about that. I'm not who I used to be.

Pooh: Of course you are. You're our friend. Look at how you saved everybody today. You are our hero.

Christopher: I'm not a hero, Pooh. I'm lost.

Pooh: [he and Christopher embrace each other] But I found you, didn't I?

Christopher: Isn't this the same sign? Pooh, are you sure we're still heading north?

Pooh: [Looks at the compass] Let me look.

Christopher: You haven't been looking?

Pooh: Not since I started following these footsteps.

Christopher: [drops his briefcase in frustration] Pooh, they're our footsteps! Oh, we've just been going around in a great, big circle! What's the matter with you? All you had to do was follow the compass!

Pooh: But it led us to the Heffalumps and the Woozles.

Christopher: There are no Heffalumps and Woozles, do you hear?! Oh, I should never have trusted you with it!

Pooh: [disappointed; trips on Christopher's briefcase accidentally opening it] Sorry. I'll put it back in the holder of important… …things.

Christopher: [angry] Oh, my papers! They're irreplaceable! I shall never remember all of this! Oh, Pooh, you're right. You are a bear of very little brain! Do you know what will happen if I lose one single sheet of this? Winslow will eat me for breakfast!

Pooh: A Woozle will eat you for breakfast?

Christopher: [Annoyed] Yes! A great big Woozle will gobble me up!

Pooh: Well, that doesn't sound like fun.

Christopher: And that's the real world for you! Oh, Pooh, there's more to life than just balloons and honey.

Pooh: Are you sure?

Christopher: Silly bear. I don't know why you came back. I'm not a child anymore. I'm an adult with adult responsibilities.

Pooh: But you're Christopher Robin.

Christopher: [begins to walk away] No. I'm not how you remember me.

Pooh: [sad] Sorry. You're right. You should let me go... for a fish in the sea.

Christopher: [Confused; turns around to face Pooh, but finds him gone; hears a loud noise; the sound gets louder and closer, causing Christopher to panic; Begins running until he falls in a hole and notices a sign that says, 'Gotcha'; now it starts to rain; tries to get up but is knocked unconscious by a rock that fell from above] A fish in the sea"? No, "Efficiency"! Pooh? Pooh? Winnie the Pooh? I haven't got time for this. POOH! Pooh, where are you? Oh, where have you gone? Silly bear, didn't mean to frighten you. Pooh? Tigger? Eeyore? Anyone? There's no such thing as Heffalumps and Woozles! Ooh, not real, not real, not real! OH, NO! NO, I'M NOT A HEFFALUMP! THEY'RE UP THERE AND I'M DOWN HERE! POOH! SOMEBODY, HELP!!! Oh, perfect!

Christopher: [after being distracted by Pooh asking about his briefcase] Pooh, do you think you might be able to amuse yourself for a while? I have got some rather pressing work to do.

Pooh: [looks at the window] House… clouds… house… tree… bush… a man… dog…

Christopher: [distracted] Pooh, what're you doing?

Pooh: Oh, I'm playing a game. It's called, "Say What You See".

Christopher: Well, could you "say what you see" a little more quietly?

Pooh: [looks at the window, whispering] House… grass… trees… pond… I don't know what that is. Well, that's a man.

Christopher: [distracted] Pooh. Pooh, little bit more quietly, please.

Pooh: [disappointed] What luck.

Christopher: [shocked] Pooh!

Pooh: Your ladder is broken.

Christopher: That's not a ladder, that was a shelf!

Pooh: Well that explains why it's no good for climbing.

Christopher: [sits on a bench; exhausted] What to do, what to do, what to do?

Pooh: [behind Christopher] What to do indeed.

Christopher: [hears the voice and turns around to see Pooh; shocked] Pooh?!

Pooh: [happy] Christopher Robin!

Christopher: [even more shocked] No! No, no, no, no, no! You can't be here!

Pooh: Hmm.

Christopher: [still in shock] This can't be happening! It's stress.

Pooh: It's not stress.

Christopher: My God, I'm stressed.

Pooh: It's Pooh.

Christopher: I'm so exhausted. Evelyn warned me!

Pooh: I like to be warmed. Warmed and cozy.

Christopher: [touches Pooh's stomach] I've cracked.

Pooh: Oh.

Christopher: I've totally cracked!

Pooh: [puts his paw on Christopher's cheek] I don't see any cracks. A few wrinkles, maybe.

Christopher Robin: [after being told they have to cut to 20%] Sir, your father promised these people good jobs to come home to after the war. Well, they'd do anything for this company. I would do anything for this company.

Giles Winslow Jr.: My father has called an emergency meeting on Monday. We need to produce the cuts by then. It's sink or swim.

Christopher: [disappointed] But I promised my wife and daughter that I'd take them away this weekend, sir.

Winslow Jr.: [condescendingly] And I'd thought you'd do anything for this company.

Young Christopher Robin: Pooh, when I'm off not doing nothing, will you come up here sometimes?

Winnie the Pooh: Just me? Where will you be?

Young Christopher: [points at Pooh's head] I'll be right here.

Pooh: [concerned] But what should happen if you forget about me?

Young Christopher: I won’t ever forget about you, Pooh. I promise. Not even when I'm a hundred.

Pooh: How old will I be then?

Young Christopher: [smiles] 99. Silly old bear.

Pooh: [puts his head on Christopher's shoulder] Hmm. 99.

Christopher Robin: A Woozle is a slinking little monster who gets everyone else to do his work for him, and hopes that we forget what's important in our lives: our families, our dear friends, the people who love us, the people whom we love. Well, we're here to tell you, I'm here to tell you that we're not afraid of Heffalumps and Woozles anymore, are we?