Cinematic Titanic Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (2008)

The children of Mars are in a funk and nothing on the red planet seems to be able to cheer them up Martian King Kimar comes up with the only reasonable solution kidnap Santa Claus from Earths North Pole and bring him to their planet to make toys for their joyless listless little green kids Meanwhile two Earth children get wise to the plan and are abducted along with Santa to prevent them from talking to the authorities Luckily for them Dropo the Jerry Lewis of the fourth planet from the sun is there to help them The fiendish plot doesnt go according to plan and theres plenty of intrigue doublecrossing mistaken identity and stock footage for kids of all ages and planets to enjoy Poorly conceived sloppily made and unfailingly bizarre Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is the ultimate Christmas movieriffing classic as fans of MST3K know which is why Cinematic Titanic chose to revisit reriff and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes Merry Crapmas