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Identity Revealed in Friday the 13th
Alice
Who are you?
Pamela Voorhees
Why I'm--I'm Mrs. Voorhees, an old friend of the Christy's.
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Big Dave Announces Black Cat Day
Big Dave
It’s 7:01 on Friday the 13th of June! This is Big Dave, and it’s time for you lazy bones to get out of bed! It’s black cat day at Crystal Lake!
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Unexpected Length of Time
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They figured it would be a long week. What they didn't figure was that it would be a long week that day.
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Conflicted Feelings in a Love Triangle
Jack
Come on. I love you.
Marcie
But what about Ned?
Jack
I don't love Ned.
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A Conversation About Beer and Nostalgia
Brenda
Just wait until he lands on my old Kentucky home.
Bill
More beer? More beer.
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Discussion on Baltic Avenue's Color and Value
Alice
Baltic Avenue.
Bill
No one ever lands on Baltic Avenue.
Alice
I think it's a pretty color. I'll buy it.
Alice
Ha. Baltic Avenue. You owe me one boot.
Brenda
Alice draws first blood.
Bill
That's a terrible way to talk about my feet.
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A Mother's Love for Her Son
Pamela Voorhees
Oh, my sweet innocent Jason. My only child. Jason...
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A Warning of Impending Doom
Crazy Ralph
I've got to warn ya! You're doomed if you stay! Go. Go!
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A Mother's Grief and Blame for Tragedy
Pamela Voorhees
Did you know that a young boy drowned, the year before those two others were killed? The counselors weren't paying any attention. They were making love while that young boy drowned! His name was Jason. I was working the day that it happened, preparing meals. Here. I was the cook. Jason should've been watched! Every minute! He was... He wasn't a very good swimmer. We can go now... dear.
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Misunderstandings Over Cannabis Among Friends
Officer Dorf
What you been smoking, boy?
Jack
Smoke? Don't smoke! Causes cancer.
Officer Dorf
You know what I mean! What, you just get off a spaceship or something? Come on, Colombian gold, man. Hash, grass, the weed, dig it?
Ned
Does he mean what I think he means?
Officer Dorf
Hey, don't get smart!
Ned
Me? I'm as dumb as they come.
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Discussion of Supplies Among Camp Counselors
Alice
Bill? Steve wants to know if we need more paint.
Bill
Paint's all right. Need more thinner.
Alice
Okay.
Bill
Alice. Did the others show up?
Alice
Yeah, everybody except that girl Annie.
Bill
Think you're gonna last all summer?
Alice
I don't know if I'm gonna last all week.
Alice
I'll tell Steve about the thinner.
Bill
Fine.
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Survivor Questions the Fate of Others
Alice
Is anyone else alive? Are they all dead?
Tierney
Yes, ma'am. Two of my men pulled you out of the lake. We... we thought you were dead, too. Do you remember very much?
Alice
The boy. Is he dead, too?
Tierney
Who?
Alice
The boy, Jason!
Tierney
Jason?
Alice
In the lake, the... the one who attacked me, the one who pulled me underneath the water!
Tierney
Ma'am, we didn't find any boy.
Alice
But he... Then he's still there...
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Doomed on Friday the 13th
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They were warned...They are doomed...And, on Friday the 13th, nothing will save them.
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Anticipation and Warnings at Camp Blood
Enos
All the girls up there gonna look as good as you?
Annie
I don't know.
Crazy Ralph
You're going to Camp Blood, ain't ya?
Enos
Dammit, Ralph, get outta here! Go on, get! Leave people alone!
Crazy Ralph
You'll never come back again.
Enos
Oh, shut up, Ralph.
Crazy Ralph
It's got a death curse!
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A Warning of Impending Doom
Crazy Ralph
You're doomed! You're all doomed!!
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Blame and Regret in Tragedy
Pamela Voorhees
You let him drown! You never paid any attention. Look what you did to him. Look what you did to him!
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Unexpected Tension Among Friends in the Cabin
Jack
(seeing Bill with a big knife raised) Jesus, Bill! What are you doing?
Bill
There's a snake in here!
Marcie
Why are we in here?
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Searching for the Town's Eccentric Character
Officer Dorf
Looking for someone. Guy named Ralph. Town crazy.
Ned
(acting silly with the stereotypical Native American gear on) Well, there's no crazy people around here!
Officer Dorf
I told you to sit on it, Tonto. Now, I got word that Ralph was out here, spouting his Gospel.
Bill
This guy, Ralph, is he dangerous or anything?
Officer Dorf
Every time that loony gets drunk, he gets his "calling." Then I spend the morning in court, and he gets a week in jail.
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Unforeseen Misfortunes Await You Today
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If you think this is your unlucky day...You don't know the half of it.
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Discussion About a Snake Encounter
Alice
(after Bill kills the snake) Is it dead?
Ned
Either that or it's got a very short clone.
Marcie
Well, at least we know what's for dinner.
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Unspoken Concerns at Campgrounds
Enos
I tell ya, he's causing enough problems for your boss with all that talk. Damn nuisance. Did he tell you anything?
Annie
Oh, I'll be cooking for fifty kids and ten staff. The campers will mostly be like inner-city children.
Enos
I mean about what happened.
Annie
No. (Enos shakes his head) Come on, there's something you're not telling me.
Enos
Quit. Quit now.
Annie
Quit? Why would I wanna quit?
Enos
Camp Crystal Lake is jinxed.
Annie
Oh, terrific. Not you, too! You sound like your crazy friend back there, Ralph.
Enos
Well, maybe. Did Christy tell you about the two kids murdered in 58? Boy drowning in 57? Bunch of fires? Nobody knows who did any of em. In 1962, they was gonna open up. The water was bad. Christy will end up just like his folks, crazy and broke. He's been up there a year fixin up that place. He must've dropped $25,000. And for what? Ask anybody. Quit.
Annie
I can't.
Enos
Dumb kids. Know-it-alls. Just like my niece, heads full of rocks.
Annie
You're an American original.
Enos
(mockingly) I'm an American original. Dumb kid.
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Warning of Doom in a Cursed Place
Crazy Ralph
I'm the messenger of God! You're doomed if you stay here! This place is cursed. Cursed!! It's got a death curse.
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Enforcing Community Standards and Behavior Expectations
Officer Dorf
You kids keep your noses clean. Understand? You'll be hearing from me if you don't. We ain't gonna stand for no weirdness out here.
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Ice Cream Flavors and Personalities
Ned
If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be?
Marcie
Rocky road.
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A Day of Unrelenting Terror
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A 24-hour nightmare of terror.
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Grief and Horror in the Face of Death
Pamela Voorhees
(seeing Brenda's dead body) Oh, good lord! So young. So pretty. Oh, what monster could have done this?
Alice
Bill's out there.
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Survival is uncertain until Saturday morning
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Don't count on making it to Saturday morning.
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Trapped with No Escape
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Everywhere to run. Nowhere to hide.
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A Snake Under the Bed
Alice
(a snake is under the bed) I can't sleep if there's a snake in here!
Bill
I can't kill it until it comes out.
Alice
Well, call him!
Bill
How do you call a snake?
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Cultural Sensitivity in Humor and Its Missteps
Ned
(doing a rain-dance wearing a stereotypical Native American headdress on) I'm just kidding around, officer.
Officer Dorf
Can it, Cochise.
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