Struggling with an Unreachable Window
Katrina:
This is so retro...But I've got a window I can't get open...
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Consideration of Medication Before Action
Katrina:
Do you wanna take some kind of medication first? It's cool if you do.
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A Surprising Choice in Dating Preferences
Katrina:
If I had to choose, if I had to choose, wow, I guess I'd have to go out with a midget.
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A Humorous Take on Outdated Ideologies
Katrina:
I'd be on the phone and I'd be like, "Hello, Osama? Communism is so over. Like, give your people toilet paper!
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Unexpected Encounters with Attraction
Katrina:
It's like every time I meet a cute guy — lesbian.
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A Unique Comparison to a Cat Lady
Katrina:
Kinda like a cat lady, but without any cats. Right?
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Darryl's Perspective on Righteousness
Darryl: [multiple times]
Righteous.
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Observing an Embarrassing Aura
Darryl:
Whoa, major red aura! Somebody's embarrassed.
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Respect for the Dead
Darryl:
A word to the wise, girl. Show some respect for the dead.
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Desperate Thirst for a Refreshing Drink
Darryl:
Do you have a diet anything, I'm like, 99.9% parched, here. I could really use a cola.
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Confirmation of Life in Unusual Circumstances
Darryl:
I agree with her, dude. She's not dead.
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Confronting Negative Energy and Its Effects
Darryl:
Can't you feel that, man? There's, like, this cancer-causing ray of spirit hate searing right towards your body.
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Skepticism Towards UFOlogy as a Science
Darryl:
UFOlogy. It's not even a real science.
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Facing Consequences of Unfolding Crimes
Jack Houriskey:
Oh God, David, the felonies just keep piling up!
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Imaginary Friends and Their Presence
Jack Houriskey:
Did your imaginary friend come out to play?
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Embrace Reality and Engage with the World
Jack Houriskey:
Look around you, see this? This is the world, join it! Stop swimming around in your own mind. That is a dangerous neighborhood that you should not go into alone.
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The Role of Alcohol in Social Interactions
Jack Houriskey:
God gave us alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose.
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A Desire for a Beloved's Happiness
David Abbot:
I'm just… I just wanted you to have your garden.
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Character's View on Sister's Spirituality
David Abbot:
Uh, I don't think your sister's a very spiritual person.
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Inescapable Connection to A.M. Radio
David Abbot:
You're like an A.M. radio that someone shoved into my head and I can't turn off!
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Isolation and Disconnection in Urban Life
David Abbot:
Look, there are five other units here and not one person even remembers what you look like. Talk about being disconnected.
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Existence Questioned in Isolation
David Abbot:
Go away! You don't exist!
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Unexpected Encounters in Unusual Circumstances
David Abbot:
Okay, I was wasted. But I still shouldn't be seeing some little blonde control freak running around my apartment.
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Awakening from a Dreamlike State
Elizabeth Masterson:
If you could ever really touch me.... I think I might wake up from all this.
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Redemption Amidst Personal Struggles
Elizabeth Masterson: [after remembering she's a doctor]
I may have been a lonely, home-wrecking whore, but I saved lives!
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Self-Reflection on Past Choices
Elizabeth Masterson:
Oh, my God. Maybe I was a slut. A lonely, home-wrecking slut.
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Perceptions of Attractiveness and Preference
Elizabeth Masterson: [referring to Katrina]
I mean, I guess she's sexy if you're into that whole tall, big boobs, long legs, model-y sort of thing. I guess if you wanna be that guy.
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Addicts and Awareness in Just Like Heaven
Elizabeth Masterson:
Opium addicts are more alert than you, David.
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Couch Humor in Heartbreak
Elizabeth Masterson:
Oh, I get it. You were dumped. Probably for some guy who doesn't have a couch fused to his ass.
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Questioning Common Courtesy and Habits
Elizabeth Masterson: [during her first appearance as a spirit]
Is that a ring? Have you ever heard of a coaster? Or a trash can, for that matter?
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