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Kung Fu Panda 2 Quotes

"The future of Kung Fu hangs in balance."

PG 2011 · 1h 31m
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27 quotes
Healing Through Scars and Finding Peace
Shen H-How did you...How did you do it?
[trying to catch his breath]
Po You know, you just keep your elbows up and keep the shoulders loose-
[shrugs]
Shen Not that! How did you find peace? I took away your parents, everything! I-I-I scarred you for life!
Po See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.
Shen No, they don't. Wounds heal.
Po Oh, yeah. What do scars do? They fade, I guess?
Shen I don't care what scars do.
Po You should, Shen. You gotta let go of that stuff from the past, cause it just doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
Shen You're right. Then I choose this!
[last words before his death]
Po Whew...
[emerges; looks at the docks next to him]
Tigress That...was pretty hardcore.
[appears and helps him up]
Disagreement Among Characters in Shen's Residence
Shen Good afternoon, gentlemen! Now that we've got the pleasantries out of the way, please leave my house.
[enters the courtyard of his family palace]
Master Ox Your house?
Shen Yes, didn't you see the peacock on the front door? Ah, there you are, Soothsayer. It seems your fortune-telling skills are not as good as you thought.
[spots the Soothsayer]
Soothsayer We shall see, Shen.
Shen No, you shall see, old goat. Where were we?
[under his breath; aloud, to the Council]
Master Rhino What do you want, Shen?
Shen What is rightfully mine...Gongmen City!
Master Rhino Gongmen is under the stewardship of the Masters Council and we will protect it, even from you.
Shen I'm so glad you feel that way! Otherwise, I'd have dragged that here for nothing.
[laughs; indicating his wolf army dragging a rather large box on a cart]
Master Ox What's in the box, Shen?
Shen You want to see? It's a gift. It's your parting gift, in that it'll part you; part of you here, part of you there, and part of you waaay over there, staining the wall!
Master Ox You insolent fool!
[attacks, but is quickly brought down]
Shen Show-off.
[sneering]
Master Rhino That is a warning. You are no match for our Kung Fu.
Shen I agree, but this is.
[grins wickedly; flips backwards onto the box, revealing a massive cannon]
A Mysterious Encounter Between Shen and Po
Shen Greetings, panda!
[off-screen]
Po Tell me what happened that night!
[angrily]
Shen What night?
[mockingly]
Po That night!
Shen Ahh. That night.
Po Yes! We're talking about the same night, right?
[falters]
Shen Yes, I was there. Yes, I watched as your parents abandoned you, it's a terrible thing. I believe it went something like THIS!
[starts to fight with Po]
Confrontation of Stupidity and Evilness
Po Okay, enough with these riddles! Would you guys just spill the beans?! First, we come in and the weapon is tiny. Surprise, it's big! And then the lady over here, I think it's a guy, cause he's got a... Whoa!
[Shen savagely points his knife at him in the face as quick as a flash, getting him to shut up]
Shen The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
Po Well, thank you, but I find your evilness extremely annoying.
Shen Who do you think you are, panda?
Po Who do you think I am, peacock? Why are we laughing?!
[Shen chuckles; laughs along with Shen, who then bursts into laughter]
Shen Take aim.
[calms down; to Wolf Boss]
Confrontation of Spirits and Loyalties
Crane You can chain my body, but you will never chain my... Warrior spirit!
[gets his neck cuffed; muffled voice]
Shen The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
[to Po]
Li Shan Take our son and run away! Go!
[to his wife]
Tigress You COWARD!
[lividly to Shen for his actions]
Master Ox Your friend there is very persuasive.
[showing up at the boat battle with Master Croc; gestures to Shifu appearing in the fight]
Po I love you guys!
[in slow-motion]
Shen Fire. Well, lighten...thing!
[?; to Wolf Boss; '''Wolf Boss''': Uhhhh, did.]
Mantis FEAR THE BUG!
[kicks the Wolf Boss, when lighting the cannon]
Planning the Year of the Peacock
Shen You IDIOT!
[angrily kicks Guard Gorilla in the face]
Guard Gorilla Ow! My nose!
Shen Call in the wolves! All of them! I want them ready to move! The Year of the Peacock begins now!
Wolf Boss Right now? Cause, it's the middle of the year, so you'd only get like, uh, half the Year of the Peacock. And this is the Year, of course, of the Peacock. Happy New Year, sir.
[Shen glares furiously and points one of his blades at him]
Shen Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships now. NOW!!! NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!
[quietly; no pauses; shouts]
Planning a Confrontation with Shen's Forces
Tigress That must be Shen's palace, in the other side of the city.
Po Great! We will match in the tower, and proclaim; We are the Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five, and we are here to bring you to justice!
[begins leaping off the roof]
Mantis Hey! What are you doing? This place is crawling with wolves.
[grabs Po's foot, making crash back on the roof, and pulls him back]
Crane Hey! Isn't that the guy that hammered you in the face?
Po I do not like that guy.
[spotting Wolf Boss who smacked the pig's head while passing by]
Tigress We need to get to that to tower, without being spotted by those wolves.
Po Got it. Stealth Mode.
[the warriors creep back down from the roof. Later, he attempts to sneak through the streets, stopping to hide behind two thin pillars. He briefly spots the Five stealthily leaping over the rooftops. He picks up a large plant and tries to use it as camouflage, but ends up tripping over the other plant pot. Now on the floor, he slides on his back towards cover...but changes direction when he sees a noodle bowl standing on the very edge of a noodle cart; he tries to reach a dangling noodle strand with his tongue]
Wolf Hey, get outta the way!
[off-screen]
Po Ow! Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, hello, ho, ho, ho, I couldn't help but- Anyway. Where was I?
[alerted to the presence of wolves and rolls out of sight behind a market stall. He sneaks along the line of market stalls until he hits himself on something unseen; emerging behind a fruit stall, only to encounter a wolf passing by. The wolf stares; the strands hanging from a kite on his head, coupled with two watermelons sitting in front of his chest, give him the appearance of a woman. He notices this, pulls out a fan, and begins flirting with the wolf in a female voice; headbutts the wolf, knocking him out cold. He quickly makes his way out the stall]
Tigress Where's Po?
Mantis How can we lose a guy that big?
Po Guys, guys?
Monkey He-Hey, Po!
[appears behind Po, beneath the costume]
Po Sorry!
[startled, and accidentally backhanded Monkey as the rest of the Five joined him beneath the costume]
Crane So, that was stealth mode, huh?
Po To be honest, not one of my stronger modes.
Wolf This rice is raw!
[to the sheep]
Sheep You stole all my metal pots for Lord Shen!
[scared]
Wolf Either you cook my rice, or I cook you!
[flings down the bowl as a threat]
Sheep My apologies...
Crane Po, do something!
[whispers]
Po How am I supposed to help her cook rice without getting caught?! Wait, I have a better idea!
[whispers]
Wolf Three, Two, One!
Po Hey.
[taps the wolf on the shoulder with the costume's tongue]
Wolf Hey.
[does a double-take, and turns back as Po punches him, knocking him out]
Po We're here to liberate the city, and bring Shen to justice.
Sheep You will need help!
Po Thank you brave sheep, but it's too dangerous...I can't let you.
Sheep Oh...No, not me. It's not safe to speak here.
Po Right.
[thinks for a moment, and then picks the sheep up into the dragon's mouth in front of the young bunny, who screams and runs off]
Sheep I'm talking about Masters Ox and Croc. They are in Gongmen Jail, on Black Dragon alley.
Po What? They're still alive?! They must be in that jail gathering intelligence, hatching a plot to use their awesomeness to defeat the weapon! Okay, let's go! Thanks, sheep.
[puts her down]
Wolf Boss Hey! Stop that costume!
[spots the beaten soldier and the warriors; rushing in]
Viper Take That!
Wolf Boss Now! Got you! Huh?! Split up! Search everywhere!
[the wolves impale the costume; yanks off the costume. only to find that the warriors have been replaced by cabbage crates with swords sticking out of them]
Wolf What about over there?
Wolf Boss Is there a part of everywhere?
Wolf I...I guess.
Wolf Boss Then search there!
Po They must be close. I can feel a Kung Fu chill riding up my spine.
Viper Sorry, Po. It's just me.
[sliding out the barrel]
Tigress Look. Gongmen Jail.
[standing up and spots a hanging sign on the alley corner]
Wolf Aw, it's cute.
Mantis CUTE?! Huh?!
[explodes out of the barrel; swinging the wolves around before knocking them senseless and tossing two barrels over the unconscious bodies]
Tigress Nice work, Po.
Monkey At the first sight of trouble, I'll give you a signal. Ka-kaw! Kee-kee!
Po You mean like Crane does?
Monkey Yeah!
Crane Excuse me, when have I ever made that noise?
[stepping up to Monkey]
Po Master Ox? Master... The ferocious Master Croc! And Master Storming Ox! I can't believe, we're rescuing actual legends of Kung Fu. We're gonna free you from those bonds of injustice, no problem! Gotta be a key around here...no they wouldn't leave a key around here... Oh great, you found it! Alright, let's go! We're coming for you, Shen! Woo-hooo! Wahohohohoooo... ...woo? Guys, are we going or not? Do you want to meet us there later? I mean, you do wanna take back your city, right?
[spotting a melancholy Master Croc leaning on a cell door in a dark corner of the room. He excitedly runs over to him; spotting Master Ox inside and his happiness doubles; begins pulling the bars; Tigress breaks the door off its hinges; excitedly running off; turns and falters; walks back to the two masters, who have made no move to leave their cell]
Master Ox Of course we do. But if we stand up against Shen, he will turn the weapon on the city!
[he and Croc pick up the broken door; they push the door back in its place]
Po Listen to yourself. You're protecting Gongmen city, by not protecting Gongmen city? If we all fight together...
[stunned; stepping forward]
Master Ox Then the weapon would kill everyone!
[pushing the door, shoving Po back]
Po Oh, would it? Then we use a sneak attack. We'll get inside, and then...
[Ox swings the door as he dodges and sidelines into the cell]
Master Croc And then you'll be stopped! By the unstoppable weapon.
[they shove Po back outside with the door. Ox cuts through the central bar and forces the 2 halves into the door frame, fixes the door in place]
Po Nothing is unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you from telling me something unstoppable. Master Ox, I'm not let you stay in this cell!
[leaps at the door, which swings horizontally, bring him inside and knocking Croc outside. Croc and Tigress look at each other silently- Croc begins sheepishly tapping on the door. Inside the cell, he and Ox face each other]
Master Ox I like to see you get me out!
[grabbing Croc's tail, yanking Croc inside while catapulting Po outside with the swinging door. Tigress catches him upside down, coolly turns him the right way up, and spins him around to face the cell]
Po You guys see that? It's called being awesome! Come on! Whatever happened to being heroes?
[pointing at her with an awed expression; leaping back inside the cell. A minor scuffle ensues between the three warriors]
Master Croc The only hero in this town is a dead 1.
Master Ox Like I said; You are not getting me out of this cell! Oh, no.
[he and Croc notice that they're outside the cell]
Po Yes! Alright. Let's go!
[getting to his feet and stepping out of the cell, triumphantly; his triumph fades when Ox and Croc walk into the opposite cell and shut the door behind them]
Master Croc I get the top bunk.
Master Ox It's time to surrender, panda. Kung Fu is dead.
Po I...You...You...Kung Fu is a dea..aa.ad?! Fine! You stay in your prison of fear! With bars made of hopelessness. And all you get is 3 square meals a day of shame!
Master Croc With despair for dessert.
Po We'll take on Shen and prove to all those who hunger for justice and honor that Kung Fu still lives!
Boar Prisoner Yeah!
Po Monkey?!
[annoyed]
Monkey Ka-caw...
[peering over the rail, sheepishly]
Po You! You're MINE!
[turns to Wolf Boss]
Boss Wolf I'll tell you what's gonna be yours: My fist in your plush cuddly, super-soft face! ...Uh-oh.
[Monkey and Crane take out the two guards; flees]
Po Get him!
[he and the Five take off after him]
Boss Wolf Get me outta here!
[jumps onto a rickshaw cart]
Antelope Driver Yes, sir!
[frightened; speedily pulls Boss Wolf up the street as the Five emerge and chase him]
Monkey Go, Po, go!
Boss Wolf Lose him!
Antelope Driver Yes, sir!
Po Viper!
Viper Hang on!
[wraps herself round a pole as Po grabs her tail]
Boss Wolf Watch out!
[flings the innocent antelope into Po's path. Po barely manages to swerve round the driver]
Po Very uncool!
Boss Wolf Try this!
[knocking over several citizens and crates. Po is barely able to dodge the crates, and the 5 manage to pull all the citizens out the way, though they fall behind in the process. Po laughs and continues his pursuit. The chase takes them out of the market place and into a small street]
Boss Wolf How about something small?!
[picks up a pram full of baby bunnies]
Po No, no! Cute bunnies off the face!
[horrified; the bunnies are flung into his face. Blinded, Po ends up rolling off the street and into a scaffolding as Boss Wolf laughs at him; manages to see enough to spot that their cart is about to go over the end of the scaffold. He screams before slamming his foot on the left wheel, swerving the cart onto the rooftop next to the scaffold]
Bunnies Fire!
[Po sees that his foot is on green fire. Down below, the Five continue their pursuit]
Tigress We lost him!
[hears Po scream and looks up. On the rooftop, Po sees that they are again about to go over the edge. With nowhere to go, they indeed go over, but Po manages to balance the cart on two ropes stretching over the street, depositing the bunnies safely in the seat. Po spots that they're about to crash into the building opposite]
Po Crane, catch! Guys, guys, guys, guys! Give me a shove!
[swinging beneath the cart and tosses the bunnies into the air, all of which are caught by Crane. He crashes into the building, shattering the cart, and falls back into the street. Back on street level, he's left balancing on a wheel and a stick. Far ahead, Boss Wolf laughs tauntingly and continues on]
Tigress Mantis, now!
[Mantis flings Tigress forward. Tigress flies through the air, prepares a double-fisted punch an strikes Po directly in the rear...and he goes tearing up the street, leaving a trail of fire in his wake. Boss Wolf barely has time to turn and yell in surprise before Po crashes into him. The two are now sparring on the still-moving cart, passing watching citizens as they speed down the street]
Wolf Boss Is that the best you've got?! Cause it feels like I'm fighting a big old fluffy cloud!
Po Well, this cloud is about to bring the thunder! Ow! Why... are... there... so... many... signs?! WAAAAAH!!!!!! Come here! Alaka-squasho! Yes! Taste of the defeat. Let me tell you something. Next time you miss with a panda, you better bring a whole...lotta...
[pushing Boss Wolf up with his foot, causing Boss Wolf to get hit in the back repeatedly by the hanging signs. Boss Wolf eventually retaliates by grabs his foot and leaning backwards, forcing him into a upwards position on the cart. Boss Wolf laughs as Po suffers the same treatment, in the face; whack; whack; whack; whack; whack; a large gate sign approaches; ducks just in time. The cart goes through the gate and begins bouncing down the stairs. The motion gives him an idea. He sticks his fist out and Boss Wolf's face gets bounced into it each time the cart bumps on a step. The cart reaches the bottom of the stairs and goes down another street before riding up a ramp, sending Po and Boss Wolf flying into the air. They scream and clutch at each other as they soar over the city. As gravity begins to take effect, he grabs Boss Wolf and forces him beneath him; CRASH! Boss Wolf takes the worst of the impact as they crash into the ground outside the palace gates. The Five rush onto the scene as he staggers off the stunned wolf. Tigress catches him as he falls backwards]
Wolf Boss Guess nobody told you, if you mess with the wolf, you get the fangs! Now I've hit ya twice, what are you gonna do now?!
[gets to his feet; punches Po in the gut as he doubles over, winded]
Po WE SURRENDER!!!
[glaring at Boss Wolf, then an idea came to him]
Crane You could chain my body, but you will never chain my... warrior spirit.
[a wolf cuffs his Crane's neck, muffled/muzzled his voice]
Po They don't forget the little guy!
Mantis Did you just called...?!
[Po grabs and stuffs him in a little cage which he carries from that point on]
Tigress Po, what are you doing?!
[whispering in confusion]
Po Trust me, I gotta a pla- Oww! No way! 8-point acupressure cuffs! Just like the one that held Tai Lung, the more you move the tighter they get... These are the best cuffs. D'oh!
[cries out in pain as a pair of cuffs is slapped around his own wrists; a gorilla hooks his cuffs on a pole and yanks him off his feet. drags forward]
Confronting the Past in Kung Fu Panda 2
Po You-You were there.
[after Shen shows off his Feathers, causing Po to have another vision about the Massacre of the Pandas]
Shen Yes. Yes, I was.
[escapes]
Tigress You just let Shen get away!
Defining Identity Beyond a Troubled Beginning
Soothsayer Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you choose to be. So, who are you, panda?
[realizing the truth in her words, Po remembers all the happy times he's had with his loved ones, meeting Shifu and the Furious Five, learning kung fu, and defeating Tai Lung]
Po I am Po. And I'm gonna need a hat.
[slowly stands up; determined]
The Consequences of Dark Ambition
Soothsayer Long ago, in ancient China, the peacocks ruled over Gongmen City. They brought great joy and prosperity to the city, for they had invented fireworks. But their son, Lord Shen, saw darker power in the fireworks. What had brought color and joy could also bring darkness and destruction. Shen's troubled parents consulted a soothsayer. She foretold that if Shen continued down this dark path, he would be defeated by a warrior of black and white. The young lord set out to change his fate, but what he did next...only sealed it. Shen returned to his parents full of pride, but in their faces, he saw only horror. He was banished from the city forever. But Shen swore revenge. Someday, he would return, and all of China would bow at his feet.
[first lines; voiceover]
Panda Confronts Villain for Justice
Po Shen, a panda stands between you and your... ...Destiny!
[standing on a rooftop; cut to where Shen is standing, and can barely hear Po; faintly]
Shen What?!
Po Prepare yourself for a hot- serving of Justice! Your reign of terror comes to an end!
[cut back to Shen; faintly]
Shen What...?
[still not hearing]
Po And now, free the five! Disc of Destruction!
[takes his hat off]
Confrontation and Determination in Kung Fu Panda 2
Tigress Po, get away from him!
[seeing Po fighting Shen]
Po Okay! Here we go! No more running, Shen!
[flings the fork with a wok that it pins Shen's neck to big wooden box]
Shen So in seems.
[pulls the fork off and rubs his throat]
Po Now! Answers!
Shen Oh, you want to know so badly? You sink knowin will heal you, eh? Fill some...crater in your soul? Well, here's your answer: your parents didn't love you, but here...let me heal you.
Tigress NOOOOO!
[shocked]
Conflicting Orders in Battle Situation
Shen Why aren't we firing?!
Wolf Boss They're taking out our gunners, sir! They're getting close!
Shen Fire! FIRE AT THEM!
[sees Po marching at him]
Wolf Boss But, sir, we'll kill our own!
Shen I SAID FIRE AT THEM! FIRE!!!!
[shouts]
Wolf Boss No.
[looks at Shen, then flings down his torch; last word; defiantly]
Reunion with Dream Parents in Kung Fu Panda
Po Momma?
[having a dream, chuckling]
Dream Po Mom? Dad? Is that you? Mom, Dad!
[running after them excitedly]
Dream Dad Panda Oh. Hey-Hey, son, you're back.
[unenthusiastically]
Dream Po Huh?
[stops running]
Dream Mom Panda Honey, what are you doing here?
Dream Po But I thought...
Dream Mom Panda We replaced you, dear, with this lovely radish.
[showing him a radish in a bundle]
Dream Po Radish?
Dream Dad Panda It's quiet, polite, and frankly, it does better kung fu.
Dream Po No...No, no, no! Wait!
Po Radish, radish, radish! YAH! Inner pea... pea... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!! INNER PEACE! INNER PEACE! INNERPEACEINNERPEACEINNERPEACEINNERPEAPEPAPAPAH-!!!!
[mumbling to himself on deck; punching the mast; Plip! A water drop falls on his head. Looking up, he sees that water is dripping from the mast above. He begins making tai chi movements similar to Shifu's...; plip! Another drop hits his head. He scowls and tries again; plip! He keeps trying, getting angry as the water drops continue to interrupt him. Plip! Plip! Plip! Plip...; furiously punches the mast repeatedly; briefly stops...and a large amount of water drenches him; looking up, angered; begins headbutting the mast]
Tigress Ahem.
Po I'm...Training.
[looks up; realizing Tigress is standing on top of the cabin; feeling embarrassed]
Tigress The mast is not a worthy opponent. I'm ready.
[leaps over Po's head and lands opposite him; holding out her arm, palm faced towards him]
Po Okay. So serious... HA-HA-HA-OW!!!!! I think I prefer the mast.
[raising his fist and punching her paw as hard as he can. POW! Then clutching his fist in pain]
Tigress Apologies. I used to punch the ironwood trees by the palace to train. Now, I feel nothing.
Po That's...severely cool!
Tigress Again!
[smiles slightly, then holds her arm out again]
Po So, um, this punching ironwood trees, how long did you have to do that?
[getting up and begins punching her fist repeatedly]
Tigress 20 years.
Po Oh! 20-20 years? Is there any...you know, a faster way? You know, until you'll, you know, don't feel anything?
[stops punching; resumes punching]
Tigress No. Besides... I don't think hard style is...your thing.
[twists Po's fist, spins him in the air and lands on the floor; then smiles, watching Po's belly bounces to stop]
Po Oh.
[sits up straight]
Tigress Po, why are you really out here?
[kneels beside him]
Po I just found out that my dad...isn't really my dad.
Tigress Your dad, the goose? That must have been quite a shock, and this bothers you?
[Po nods; deadpan]
Po Are you kidding me? We're warriors, right? Nerves of steel, souls of Platinum. Like you. So hard core, you don't feel anything!
[punching her arm, but retracts his fist in pain]
Tigress I was...
[surprised]
Mantis So, what you guys talking about?
Po Nothing. Nothing!
Viper Po's having daddy issues.
Mantis I'm so lucky, I don't have any problems with my dad. Maybe it's cause Mom ate his head before I was born. I don't know!
Viper Mantis, this isn't about you! Po is the one freaking out.
Po I'm not freaking out.
Tigress Po...
[eyes widen and calling out to him]
Po I'm freaking in.
Tigress Po!
Po What?
Tigress We're here. Gongmen city!
[the warriors turn to see Gongmen City in the distance, as the sun is rising]
Shen's Declaration of Domination and Celebration
Shen Such sad, sad faces. But now is a time only for joy. You are going to be part of something beautiful. Once we reach the harbor, in front of all the world, you and your precious kung fu will die. And China will know to bow before me. Set sail!
[approaches Tigress and leans closely in her ear; Tigress growls at him; to the wolves]
A Father's Hope for His Son
Li Shan My son is alive.
[steps out of the shrine and looks down upon a small farming village, which is populated by pandas just like himself. The pandas below catch his gaze]
Shen's Ambition for Power and Control
Shen My father's throne. He used to let me play here, beside him. Promising with someday this throne would be mine. A little to the left.
[smiling fondly; the throne is tossed out of a window seconds later. The cannon is moved in it's place]
Gorilla But it's so heavy, Master.
Shen Every thing must be exactly how I envisioned it, and I envisioned it a little to the left. Perfect! With the weapon, by my si - a little bit more. With the weapon, by my side, all China will bow before me! We move out in 3 days, when the moon is full and the tide is high. Well, you old goat, why don't you tell me my-?
[the gorillas adjust the cannon; the gorillas adjust the cannon one last time]
Soothsayer Fortune?
Shen Future. I was going to say future. Look into your bowl and tell me what glory awaits.
Soothsayer If you continue on your current path, you will find yourself...at the bottom of the stairs. I see...I see... I see...pain.
[peers into her bowl; Shen looks down and is annoyed to see he has indeed reached the bottom of the stairs leading to his throne; Shen comes closer; plucking out one of his feathers]
Shen OW! Hey! What did you do that for?!
Soothsayer And anger.
[chewing on the hem of his robe]
Shen How dare you! This is the finest silk in the province!
Soothsayer Followed by denial.
Shen This is not fortune-telling! You're just saying what's happening right-!
Soothsayer Now? The most important time is now. But if you really want to see the future...
Shen What do you see?
Soothsayer A peacock...is defeated by a warrior, of black and white. Nothing has changed.
[burns a powder in a dish, creating a vision in swirling smoke]
Shen That's impossible, and you know it.
[throwing a dagger, shattering the bowl; chuckling]
Soothsayer It is not impossible, and he knows it.
Shen Who?
Wolf Boss Lord Shen! I saw a panda!
[running in]
Shen A panda?!
[knocks him to the ground, gripping him by the throat]
Wolf Boss A Kung Fu warrior. He fought like a demon! Big and furry, soft and squishy...uh, kinda plush and cuddly...
[nervously]
Shen There are no more pandas.
Soothsayer Even with his poor eyesight, he can see the truth. Why is it that you cannot?
[taps the Boss's missing eye]
Shen Find this panda, and bring him to me!
[to the Wolf Boss, angrily; pushing him away]
Wolf Boss Yes, sir!
[hurries away downstairs]
Shen So, one panda lives. That does not make you right!
[chuckles]
Soothsayer You're right. Being right makes me right.
Shen Then I will kill him, and make you wrong! WILL YOU STOP THAT?!
[He hears a crunching sound, so turns and sees Soothsayer chewing the hem of his robe again.]
Anticipate the comeback of greatness
Taglines Prepare for the return of awesomeness.
The Cost of Ambition and Destruction
Shen You were wrong, Soothsayer! We sail to victory tonight. Your magic panda is clearly a fool!
[triumphantly; wields sword]
Soothsayer Are you certain it is the panda that is a fool?! You just destroyed your ancestral home, Shen!
[angrily]
Shen A trivial sacrifice... when all of China is my reward.
[sticks the sword's tip into a nearby fire, then pokes the burning tip to a map of China, which bursts into a spreading flame]
Soothsayer Then will you finally be satisfied? Will the subjugation of the whole world finally make you feel better?
Shen It's a start. I might also convert the basement into a dungeon.
[sneers]
Soothsayer The cup you choose to fill has no bottom. It is time to stop this madness.
[her anger spent; approaches him]
Shen Why on Earth would I do that?
[chuckles]
Soothsayer So your parents can rest in peace.
Shen My parents...hated me. Do you understand? They - They wronged me. And...I will make it right.
[bitterly]
Soothsayer They loved you. They loved you so much that having to send you away killed them.
[sadly]
Shen The dead exist in the past. And I must tend to the future. Set the Soothsayer free. She is of no use to me.
[pauses; to his gorilla guard]
Soothsayer Goodbye, Shen. I wish you happiness.
[heartbroken]
Shen Happiness...must be taken. And I will take mine.
Confrontation of Fear and Destiny
Shen Greetings, panda. At last we meet. No. No, no, no.. We meet at last! Yes! That's it! Greetings, panda. We meet at..
Soothsayer You are afraid for a reason.
Shen I'm not afraid. He's coming to me in chains. If anyone should be afraid it's-
Soothsayer You!
[moves to Shen's robes]
Shen Don't even think about it.
Discussion of Master Thundering Rhino's Identity
Shifu Are you familiar with the master of Gongmen City?
[to Po and the Furious Five, reading from a scroll]
Po Master Thundering Rhino?
Shifu Yes.
Po Son of the legendary Flying Rhino?
Shifu Yes.
[hands Po the scroll]
Po Slayer of the 10,000 serpents in the Valley of Woe?
Shifu He's dead.
[sadly]
Po Whoa.
Crane But-But-But that's impossible!
Tigress Rhino's horn defense is impervious to any technique!
Shifu It was no technique! Lord Shen has created a weapon - one that breathes fire and spits metal! Unless he is stopped, this could mean the end of Kung Fu.
Po But I just got Kung Fu!
Shifu And now, you must save it! Go! Destroy this weapon and bring Lord Shen to justice!
[points out with his staff]
Po Okay, here we go, here we- Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait...How can I do this? I mean, how can Kung Fu stop something that stops Kung Fu?
[starts running with the Five; as the Five leave, he turns back to Shifu]
Shifu Remember, Dragon Warrior, anything is possible when you have inner peace.
A Birthday Celebration Turns to Uncertainty
Mother Pig What do you mean he's not here? It's my son's birthday. All he wanted was to meet the Dragon Warrior.
Mr. Ping How about some tofu birthday cake, instead?
Mother Pig You know what...we'll try again some other time. When do you think he'll be back?
Mr. Ping I don't know, okay?! I DON'T KNOW! Maybe never! I mean, I worry, okay, I'm his dad...or at least I was his dad... Why did he have to go and save China...? I know why, but why? He's just one little panda. So, how did it go? Did you save China?
[in tears; heartbroken; flings himself across the table; sniffs; the mother pig's son starts laughing; he gets up, turns around and sees Po with two radish baskets. He approaches Po and hugs him]
Po Yep.
Mr. Ping I knew you would...that's why I had these new posters made... "My son saved China. You too can save, buy one dumpling get one free!
[pulls out a poster of Po]
Po Hey, that's a pretty good deal.
Mr. Ping Would you like to try one?
Po Maybe later. There's something I should tell you. While I was gone, I found the village where I was born...I found out how I ended up in that radish basket.
[sets down the baskets; Mr. Ping gulps]
Mr. Ping You did?
Po I know who I am.
Mr. Ping You do?
[barely speaking]
Po I'm your son. I love you, Dad.
[the two embrace lovingly]
Mr. Ping I love you too, son.
Desperation for Resources in Pursuit of Power
Wolf Boss It's almost done, Lord Shen. But we're running out of metal.
Shen Search for the farthest villages! Find more metal! China will be mine.
[behind the smoke]
Fulfilling Destiny and Surviving Danger
Po Yeah. Like, you could make me drink that... Ew!
[exclaims, groans; Soothsayer sticks a needle in his forehead, making his eyes bulge and his mouth pop wide open, tosses the hot medicine in his mouth and yanks the needle, making him swallow; coughs]
Soothsayer If I wanted you dead, I would have left you in that river.
Po Why save me?
[removing the needles]
Soothsayer So you can fulfill your destiny.
Po What are you talking about? Where am I? What is this place?
[notices that they are among the burned remains of a small panda village]
Soothsayer I am surprised that you remember so little...but then, you were so little when it happened. Perhaps you do remember.
[Po suddenly hears screaming inside his head and cries out in pain. He crawls towards the edge of the house ruin. gazes at him]
Po What? It's just a stupid nightmare.
Soothsayer Nightmare...or memory?
Confrontation and Defiance in Battle
Wolf Boss Lord Shen, what about the bridge?
[looks at the bridge]
Shen Nothing stands in my way. FIRE!
Tigress YOU COWARD!!
[to Shen; enraged]
The Quest for Inner Peace
Shifu Inner peace. Inner peace. Inner peace.
[meditating; the splash sound is heard; groans]
Po Master Shifu! Master Shifu, what do we got? Pirates? Vandals of Volcano Mountain? Whatever it is, I will take them down! Cause I'm in a mood. I need to get something done. You know what I mean?
[runs up]
Shifu Inner peace.
[still meditating]
Po Ahh...What are you doing?
Shifu One of Master Oogway's final teachings.
[performs the "Inner Peace" technique]
Po Whoa! Awesome! How'd you do that?
Shifu Inner peace.
[smiles]
Po Inner piece. That's cool. Inner piece of what?
Shifu It's the next phase of your training. Every master must find his path to inner peace. Some chose to meditate for 50 years, in a cave just like this! Without the slimmest taste of food. Or water.
Po Or...?
Shifu Some find it in torture and suffering. As I did. Po, the day you were chosen as Dragon Warrior...was the worst day of my life. By far, nothing else came close. It was the worst, most painful, mind-destroying horrible moment...
Po Okay.
Shifu ...I have ever experienced. But once I realized the problem was not you, but within me, I found inner peace and was able to harness the flow of the universe.
[shudders at the thought]
Po So that's it? I just need inner peace? My innards are already super, super peaceful...So, all I need to do, is just get this thing going. Inner peace, you're going down! Now show me what were you doing that with your feet. I saw just sort of fancy foot...
Tigress Po! Bandits, approaching the Musician's village
Po Danger! Tell those musicians to start playing some action music, because it is on! Don't worry, Shifu. I'll master inner peace, as soon as I get back.
Tigress No snack stops this time.
Po Snack stops! Wait, you serious?
[laughs; beat]
A Misunderstanding About Shen's Escape
Master Ox Oh...You! What did you do?! It's chaos up there! What happened to stopping Shen?!
[recognizes them]
Monkey Yeah.
[sarcastically to Po]
Po Yeah...Guys, come on! Give me a little credit. I meant for him to get away. Cause...It was a trick. There's a plot! I was thinking...of figuring out his plot...more.
Mantis That makes no sense.
Po What do you mean? Sure it does.
Tigress Po, the truth! You had Shen. What happened?
Po What are you talking about? What're you...I don't know, what are you talking about? Uh...Yeah! Ahh...He caught me off guard.
Tigress The truth! Fine. They'll keep you far from danger.
[pause]
Master Croc Real far.
Po What?
Tigress You're staying here.
[starts to leaves Po]
Po W-w-wait! I have to go ba--
[catching up; Tigress angrily whirls round to Po. A loud hush falls over the room, pauses; everyone is terrified and shocked at it.]
Tigress YOU'RE STAYING HERE!
[enraged]
Po I'm going, and you can't stop me! Okay, I wasn't ready that time.
[tries to walk past Tigress, but Tigress grabs his arm and twists him around. He turns back to Tigress]
Viper Guys, don't.
[worried]
Tigress Ready.
[preparing to fight]
Po Look!
[attempting to distract her]
Viper Stay down.
Po I have to get to him!
[gets up, hesitates]
Tigress Then tell me why!
Po He was there! Okay?! The peacock was there, the last time I saw my parents! He knows what happened. Where I came from. Who I am. Look, I'm going. I have to know. The hard core can't understand.
[pauses as Tigress looks on; prepares to leave]
Viper Tigress, no!
Tigress The hard core do understand. But I can't watch my friend be killed. We're going.
[pulls herself away; to Furious Five]
Crane Hey, maybe you can't watch me be killed?
Tigress Stop being a wimp.
Monkey And she's back.
Master Ox Don't worry, kid. You're better off here.
[to Po]