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Friends and Enemies: A Strategic Balance
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Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
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Claiming Ownership in Plankton's Journey
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This movie is mine! All mine!
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A Villain Takes the Hero's Role
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They needed a hero. They got a villain.
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Plankton's Movie Features SpongeBob and Friends
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Featuring SpongeBob SquarePants and Friends.
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Plankton's Ambition Shifts Focus from Bikini Bottom
Plankton
That's right! I built this ultimate Karen to destroy the old Karen and get that secret formula! (giggles)
SpongeBob
Wait, but what about Bikini Bottom?
Plankton
I don't care about Bikini Bottom.
SpongeBob
Huh?
Plankton
(grunts as he hops back on top of the New Karen robot) Follow that battle station!
New Karen
Follow that battle station!
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Embracing Our Flaws in Plankton's World
Plankton
What a bunch of morons.
Karen
Yeah, but they're our morons.
Plankton
Aww! (hugs Karen, then looks at the camera) You again? The movie's over. Pack it up. (the camera zooms back) Keep going. Keep going! (the camera zooms back even further until the Bikini Bottom sign lands upside down) Keep going! Eh, good enough.
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The Power of Collective Identity Among Karens
Plankton
No, no, no! What are you doing?!
Smart Karen
It is only logical, since you made New Karen from Old Karen parts...
All the Karens
We are all Karen!
Snarky Karen
(cackles) We're gonna be stronger than ever, thanks to you!
Plankton
Once again, it's time to run!
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Communication Breakdown Between Friends
Karen
(growls; sparks red electricity all over her body and her monitor overheats) Plankton...! You know what your problem is?! (but Plankton simply ignores her and fiddles around on his iPhone like a spoiled child ignoring his/her parents) Are you even listening to me?!
Plankton
Of course I'm listening. I'd love some coffee. (Karen roars in anger and frustration) Five creams, nine sugars, and, uh, stir it clockwise.
Karen
(growls as she's reaching the boiling point) You're such a JERK!! (her angry statement gets Plankton's attention; she opens her circuitry) I'm gonna do something I should have done a long time ago!
Plankton
(gasps and drops his iPhone) No, Karen! Don't! Can we talk about this?
Karen
I'm done talking!
Plankton
Karen, please, don't do this! We don't know the consequences!
Karen
I DON'T CARE!!!
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Misunderstanding at Bikini State University
Plankton
Uh-huh, we're here. Good old B.S.U.
SpongeBob
(gasps) B.S. me? Plankton, language.
Plankton
No, you moron. (turns SpongeBob around) Bikini State University.
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Karen's Decision Sparks Chaos at Chum Bucket
Pearl
We see Karen for coffee 7 days a week, and she complains about you every time.
Sandy
So, what really happened tonight? (hypnotizes Plankton with SpongeBob's watch)
Plankton
(gets hypnotized one last time) I had just finished chasing everyone out of the Chum Bucket with a flamethrower when… (we go to the moment where the events of the entire movie began) Karen, please, don't do this! We don't know the consequences!
Karen
I DON'T CARE!! (removes her empathy chip from her circuitry)
Plankton
No, no, no! (Karen throws away her empathy chip) Not the empathy chip! Please, put it back! Take out the snarky chip! I hate that one! (gets kicked out of the Chum Bucket in the flashback)
Sandy
What?! She removed her empathy chip?! (she, Pearl and Mrs. Puff scream in shock)
Mrs. Puff
Without that chip, she can't feel anything for anyone.
Pearl
No wonder our Gal Pal isn't herself.
SpongeBob
(comes out of the coffee machine and reveals that he had the empathy chip the whole time) Oh, so that's what this is. I thought it was a mint. (laughs as the three remaining Gal Pals groan in frustration and facepalm)
Plankton
Ah-ha! (takes the chip) Give me that. All I have to do is put this chip back inside Karen, and everything goes back to normal!
Sandy
(takes the chip from Plankton, making him fall into a cup of coffee) Forget the chip! Karen wasn't happy with the way things were. If you love her like you say you do, apologize.
Mrs. Puff
Can you do that? Can you just say you're sorry?
Plankton
Of course I can! (SpongeBob takes the coffee and sips down some more; Plankton falls out) Ah! (clears throat) I'm sh-sh-sh... Ah... (clears throat) I'm sha-rah. Hmm? I'm sha-sha...
Pearl
(annoyed) Oh, he's hopeless. If anyone needs an empathy chip, it's him.
Plankton
Almost got it.
Sandy
(gets an idea) That there's a dandy idea, Pearl!
Plankton
Wha-?!
Sandy
(grabs Plankton and opens his head) Brace yourself, partner! Here come the feels! (installs the empathy chip in Plankton's brain, much to his agony, and then puts him down)
Plankton
I don't feel anything.
Gal Pals
(groan in annoyance)
Plankton
(feels different) Oh, now I do... (smiles goofily and flies towards a 2D-animated fantasy)
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Plankton's Grand Movie Introduction
Plankton
(first lines; interrupting the "Welcome to Bikini Bottom" song) Alright. Hold it right there, Frenchy. This is my movie. (The camera turns to the Chum Bucket) Darken the skies. (The sky darkens, and clouds roll in) OK, now, push in. (The camera pushes into the Chum Bucket) And… cue the title! (The title "Plankton: The Movie" appears) Alright. Keep pushing in. (The camera pushes through the letter "O" in "Movie", then through an air vent in the dining room, then to Plankton, who is sitting in a giant chair with Spot) Closer. Closer. Can you hurry up? I haven't got all day. Now, stop. (The camera stops, hitting his face) Ow! Too close! (pushes the camera back) Are you trying to kill me? This is the beginning of my movie!
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A Comedic Apology and Dance Invitation
Plankton
There you are, my love! I've come to apologize.
Karen
(clearly upset to see him) Oh. It's you.
Plankton
Well, hello! Now give me a big, sloppy kiss and let's tango!
Karen
Stand still, twinkle toes! How can I stomp you when you're jitterbugging all over the floor?!
Plankton
And I wouldn't blame you if you did, my dear. Because I can feel your pain now. Sandy put your empathy chip into my brain!
Karen
(sarcastically) Oh, I see! So, all this emotion is just the empathy chip talking!
Plankton
No, it's not! Well at first it was, except… (opens his head, like a battery with a pained groan, he pulls the chip out of his head, revealing that it's completely fried) This thing burned out on the way up here from an overload of feels.
Karen
(stares at Plankton) You shouldn't have come back, Sheldon. Frankly, I'm surprised you made it this far. Now, run along, little copepod. I have to get back to my world domination.
Plankton
But that was our plan, Karen. I'm so sorry for not listening to you all these years. (tosses the empathy chip aside) But from now on, I want us to do everything together.
Karen
(sighs) It's too late. You can drop the lovey-dovey act. (flicks a switch, a giant safe rise from a mechanical door) I've got what you really want right here. (opens the safe revealing…) The Krabby Patty secret formula. (Plankton gasps as Karen solemnly rolls it over to him) Take it and go.
Plankton
(seemingly loses his empathy, grinning evilly) After all these years! (laughs) Yes! Finally! The thing that's gonna help me take over the world… (smashes the bottle containing the formula, but unbelievably, instead of reading it, he kicks it aside) …was right there in front of me the entire time. The secret formula… was you.
Karen
(looking completely silent, emotional) Me? (rolls over to her husband) So, you really do feel my pain?
Plankton
Yes. And that's not all. (runs over to Karen, hugging her by her base) I really do love you, Karen. Between the two of us, you're the real evil genius. (The line on Karen's screen becomes her face as she looks down at Plankton. Karen's face screen sheds a tear, splashing him) Huh? Eh.
Karen
Need a boost?
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Chaos at the Krusty Krab
Super Evil Karen
(about Plankton as he escapes with SpongeBob) He's getting away!
Super Smart Karen
(calmly) But it is important that we complete our battle station first.
Super Snarky Karen
Hey, ladies, what do you say we pick up (points to the Krusty Krab) some takeout? (they cackle)
Mr. Krabs
(snoring) Money, money, money, money. (snores) Money, money- (suddenly feels a rumble; wakes up and gasps) What's happening?! (runs out) What's happening?!
Patrick
What's happening is I ran out of ketchup.
Mr. Krabs
Patrick, how'd you get in here?! (gives him a new bottle of ketchup) We're closed! (escapes the restaurant before it gets magnetized) Ah! (grunts) Where are you goin', me beloved Krusty Krab?! (struggles to hold the restaurant down, but the magnification pulls it forward) No!
Patrick
Whoa! (splatter ketchup all over the window) Hmm? Yay! Ketchup! (licks up the ketchup splatter)
Mr. Krabs
Patrick, stop yer salivating all over me windows!
Old woman
Hello!
Mr. Krabs
(gets accidentally hit by the old woman's metal cane) Ow!
Old woman
Goodbye! (gets lifted by the magnetic Chum Bucket)
Hydra Karens
(cackles)
Mr. Krabs
(gasps) Is that Karen?! She's gone full hydra! (climbs up onto a large remote) Time to rally the Civil Defense! (pushes the button and sets off the alarm)
Super Snarky Karen
(steals the alarm and uses it as a megaphone) People of Bikini Bottom! If you do not wish to be harmed, abandon all homes, businesses, and public restrooms! (laughs)
Perch Perkins
Breaking news! There appears to be a giant- (his microphone gets sucked away; takes out another one) There appears to be a giant magnet- (his second one gets sucked away; clears throat and takes out another one from the toilet water) There appears to be a giant magnet (struggling to hold the microphone) sucking everything metal across Bikini Bottom! (screams as he gets pulled upward)
Woman
(comes out of a shoe store) Thank you! I love these new stilettoes! (her new shoes get attracted by the magnification and she gets flung onto the giant metal shoe on top of the store) Oh! Wait! (the giant shoe gets lifted in the air by the magnification) This isn't my size!
Goofy Goober employee
Yeah, I'm not cleaning this up!
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Prepared for the Spotlight
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He's ready for his close-up.
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Unexpected Chaos in the Restaurant
Mother
(to her daughter) Don't swing your purse like that, honey. Swing your purse like this! (whooping while swinging her purse and knocking Plankton backwards)
SpongeBob
Hi, Plank- (gets hit in the face by Plankton) Whoa! (they swing around the restaurant and fall to the ground; Plankton pops out from the middle of SpongeBob's face) Hi again! (pulls Plankton out and chuckles, but he's suddenly getting pulled upwards by some magnetic force) Oh, what's happening?
Plankton
Huh?
SpongeBob
Whoa! (struggles to hold himself down, but his spatula gets pulled away) Nooo! Spatty! (his spatula attaches itself to the Chum Bucket)
Plankton
What?! She magnetized the Chum Bucket?!
Karen
(still enraged) Plankton! (jumps out through the doors, scaring SpongeBob and Plankton) OUR EVIL ALLIANCE IS THROUGH!!
Plankton
(horrified at Karen's transformation) Holy mama pajama!
SpongeBob
Whoa... (two more heads appear from her mainstream) Whoa!
Plankton
(surprised) You've got three heads?!
Super Snarky Karen
(baby talk) Aww, the little green man can count! (scoffs; normal voice) Let me introduce myself. I'm Super Snarky Karen. And this...
Super Smart Karen
Is Super Smart Karen. And this...
Super Evil Karen
Is Super Evil Karen!
Plankton
(jokingly) Super, super, super! Where'd you get those names? The supermarket? (chuckles) Supermarket.
Super Evil Karen
Let's blast him! Say "goodbye"! (her screen shows a lion roaring)
Super Snarky Karen
Hold on, Evil. There are steps to be taken for world domination.
Plankton
World domination? That's my thing!
Super Snarky Karen
Not anymore, Green Bean! We're gonna do what you could never do.
Plankton
What do you mean?
Super Snarky Karen
You might wanna take notes during this song.
Plankton
Song? When did you have time to write a song?
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Blame and Consequences in Bikini Bottom
SpongeBob
Bikini Bottom. Gone. It's all gone. Our homes, our lives. Everything.
[gasps; the entire town is reduced to a barren wasteland]
Plankton
Yeah, she really messed up the old place.
SpongeBob
Plankton, you caused this. You... you... you lied to me. You were never interested in getting back with Karen. And now look what's happened. You did this! You! This is all your fault!
Plankton
No, it's not.
[in denial; turns away from SpongeBob]
SpongeBob
Plankton, my analysis is complete. An overthrown sense of self-impertinence, pre-oscillation with fantasies of power, disregarding for others, instability to handle criticism, cycle-delusion, und borderline physicality. Let me put this simply. Mr. Krabs was right. You're just a pitiful, pathetic… …jerk! I'll leave now. I'm going to be with my real friends.
[appears as a psychiatrist one more time and writes down in his notebook; speaks in Austrian accent; removes his psychiatrist look; Plankton looks back at SpongeBob, his grumpy expression softened; turns his notebook to reveal the word…; drops his notebook on the ground and turns around in sadness; runs off crying]
Plankton
Wait, SpongeBob! SpongeBob? Don't leave me alone! Ugh. Maybe the kid's right. Maybe I am a jerk.
[looks at the notebook; whimpers]
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Chaos Unfolds Among Friends in Plankton's Dilemma
Sandy
Plankton! What in tarnation did you do to our friend Karen?
Pearl
Yeah, why is she so angry?
Mrs. Puff
And why does she have four heads?
Plankton
SpongeBob, help me! Back me up!
SpongeBob
Why don't you help yourself to some of this stuff? I love it!
Sandy
It is your fault Karen turned into a monster!
Pearl
I bet you never even loved her!
Plankton
That's not true! (the Gal Pals glare at him, angrily) SpongeBob, psychoanalyze me! They gotta hear this!
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