From the Director of Notable Films
Taglines: [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990 film)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; [Coneheads (film)|Coneheads]
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A Father's Love Knows No Boundaries
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He might eat maggots and live in a cage but he's still our Dad.
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Concerns About Felix's Toilet Habits
Hubert:
This Felix, what do you think if him?
Marietta Flynn:
I don't know. He spends a lot of time in the toilet.
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Exercise Solutions for Unconventional Situations
Marietta Flynn:
How's he gonna get exercise?
Conchita Flynn:
He can jump up and down.
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Inappropriate Medical Procedures Discussed Humorously
Conchita:
I don't care how low he is doctor, that was no place to stick your thermometer.
The Doctor:
Well obviously he doesn't have a proper tongue - or an armpit, come to that...
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Life Lessons from Unlikely Conversations
Mr. Reilly:
A plum pudding is for Christmas, but a rat is for life.
Father Geraldo:
Nothin vexes me more than to give a man the last rites, and then he doesn't die at all.
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Understanding the Transformation into a Rat
Uncle Matt:
What you've got to appreciate is that turnin into a rat causes severe contraction of the ecephalogical muscles, and blockage of the nuerolaptical tubes.
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Perspective on Life and Death
Uncle Matt:
A rat is not particular where he dies, Conchita. The animal you have in mind is the elephant.
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The Disdain for a Drowned Rat
Uncle Matt:
There's nothin worse than a drowned rat in the toilet, whether it's a close relation or not.
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A Moment of Domestic Disconnection
Conchita Flynn:
He was just in from the pub, lying down with a paper, as was his wont, picking out the horses for tomorrow. And I was goin round the room, and collectin up the dirty clothes, and making a few gentle remarks on the subject of personal hygiene. And he was lying there, lettin on like he didn't hear me. So I was quietly rippin the newspaper out of his hands, in order to gain his attention, when...
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Preference for Black Rats and Their Rhythm
Hubert Flynn:
You know, I think I like the black rats best of all. They have this wonderful sense of rhythm.
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Lessons from Grandfather's Stories
Hubert Flynn:
Seventy years ago, me grandfather, Hubert Flynn Foster, set out from his home in the County Wexford, and joining north over the hills and valleys of Whitlock, until he came to Dublin City. I remember once, when I was a chiseler, he caught me widdlin up against the wall. And he told me if I behaved like a dog, I might turn into a dog. And then he was off on one of his old yarns about people he knew that turned into goats and weasels. Of course we ran afoul, he said, of more than his prayers. But sometimes, in and among the ramblings, there'd be a grain of truth.
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