A Loud House Christmas Movie: Naughty or Nice - Quotes

Santa: [to Lincoln] What's wrong?

Lincoln: [frowning in regret; watching his family celebrating their victory] It just hit me. My family missed out on their Christmas. I wish there was a way for them to get it back.

Santa: [laughs] Look at you! Thinking about people other than yourself. You've come a long way, Lincoln Loud.

Duncan: That's right, Mr. Flipper. There's no denying that.

Louds: [horrified] LINCOLN!

Duncan: [kneeling beside Lincoln's lifeless gingerbread body; voice breaks] Lincoln! Can you hear me?

Lori: [crying along with the rest of the family] Lincoln…

Lisa: No…

Duncan: [also crying; hugs him] I can't believe you did that. You saved me.

Lincoln: Who's ready to get out of here?

Luna: [sarcastically] Hey, it's Santa's little helper.

Lola: Are you here to take our birthday presents, too?

Lincoln: [sighs] I know you're really mad. I've been really naughty. But I've seen Santa's schemes and, trust me, we do not want to unwrap those. So can't we get out of here as a family and save Christmas?

Rip: You really beefed it, pal.

Lincoln: [sighs sadly] I know.

Rip: So you're just gonna give up?

Lincoln: What am I supposed to do about it, Rip?

Rip: You know who doesn't give up? Rugged Rough n Tumblers and Everyday Heroes!

Lincoln: [realizes] You're right!

Rip: [winks] Obviously.

Lincoln: [walks up to his family] Look, I know I beefed it, but one thing is clear. We can't live in a world where Chandler, Flip, and Scoots are calling the shots. We have to fix Christmas!

Lynn: So what's your big plan, Stinkoln?

Lincoln: Seems to me there's only one place straight for one person who can undo what I did, and that's Santa!

Lisa: But the geolocation of Santa's Village is scientifically impossible to determine. Believe me, I've tried.

Luna: Yeah, bro, we don't know how to find the North Pole.

Lily: I do!

Sisters: Huh?

Lisa: [gasps] Galloping Galileo, Lily's right! This is more than just a place mat, it's a map!

Lincoln: [nobody responds; sighs] There! The elf who was following me disappeared in a flash of blue light just like that! Will you help me find the North Pole so I can make things right? I know you're mad and I understand if you say no. I really beefed it.

Lincoln: [horrified when he realizes he switched the nice and naughty lists and the rest of his family got coal] Oh, no! I broke Christmas!

Lana: [suspiciously] What did you say?

Rita: [sternly] Lincoln, did you have something to do with this?

Lincoln: [nervously as his family demands an answer for what's going on; cracks and blurts out the truth] I, maybe, kind of... I had no choice! This elf from the North Pole told me I was on the naughty list, so I needed a quick fix and had Todd help me hack the list and I accidentally--

Lisa: Disrupted the Christmastime continuum?!

Lincoln: [takes out the Rip Hardcore multitool; accidentally activates the parachute, covering his family and himself in the tarp] Can you (all) blame me? This is the coolest thing ever! It has everything! Compass, fishing pole, parachute…

Lynn: Aw, Stinkoln!

Leni: You ruined Christmas!

Luan: You ruined everything!

Lincoln: [retracts the parachute; sadly; activates a smoke screen, blinding everyone else and making them cough, and trips before running away] I'm sorry, everybody. I didn't know this would happen and you'd all get coal. But in my defense... smoke screen!

Lana: Really, Lincoln?!

Lola: GET HIM!

Luna: Your Christmas goose is cooked, bro!

Rita: [stops her daughters before they chase Lincoln up the stairs] STOP! There will be no "getting" today no matter what Lincoln did. It's Christmas.