Exploring Ghosts and Their Sexual Lives
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The first picture to face the biggest problem of our time: the sex life of ghosts!
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Ghostly Pursuit of Love and Chaos
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Kiss-Hungry Girl Ghosts Looking for a Live Lover in a Haunted House of Mayhem.
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Birthday Wishes and Present Expectations
Dr. Frieden:
Well, happy birthday.
Steve Powell:
Thank you.
Dr. Frieden:
I'm sorry I didn't bring you a present.
Steve Powell: [scoffs]
Oh, that's okay, who wants presents on their birthday, anyway?
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A Sober Wish for a Present
Uncle George:
Keep Steve handy, I have a little present for him.
Kate Powell:
I hope it's money.
Uncle George:
You wouldn't have said that if you were sober.
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Anchors and Their Swimming Skills
Fess Dorple:
You mean to tell me that the anchor you just saw down there a, a minute ago, i-it's not there any more?
Steve Powell:
That's right.
Fess Dorple:
Look kid, I got a surprise for you: all the anchors I know don't know how to swim.
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A Conversation About Financial Priorities
Ben Powell:
Look, you can't afford a new car.
Steve Powell:
But dad, neither can you but you drive one.
Ben Powell:
I'm too poor to drive an old car.
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Confrontation Over a Past Disagreement
Ben Powell:
What's the matter, you still mad cause I wouldn't let you split my skull with your ax?
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