The Spirit Is Willing Quotes

Uncle George Keep Steve handy, I have a little present for him.

Kate Powell I hope it's money.

Uncle George You wouldn't have said that if you were sober.

Taglines The first picture to face the biggest problem of our time: the sex life of ghosts!

Taglines Kiss-Hungry Girl Ghosts Looking for a Live Lover in a Haunted House of Mayhem.

Fess Dorple You mean to tell me that the anchor you just saw down there a, a minute ago, i-it's not there any more?

Steve Powell That's right.

Fess Dorple Look kid, I got a surprise for you: all the anchors I know don't know how to swim.

Ben Powell What's the matter, you still mad cause I wouldn't let you split my skull with your ax?

Ben Powell Look, you can't afford a new car.

Steve Powell But dad, neither can you but you drive one.

Ben Powell I'm too poor to drive an old car.

Dr. Frieden Well, happy birthday.

Steve Powell Thank you.

Dr. Frieden I'm sorry I didn't bring you a present.

Steve Powell Oh, that's okay, who wants presents on their birthday, anyway?