13 quotes
Decision-making in a yogurt dilemma
Archie
What'll it be, sport?
Yogurt boy
Let me have strawberry yogurt. No, chocolate. No... Strawberry!
Archie
Look, kid... Just take your time, okay? Let me know when you've made up your mind.
Yogurt boy
I've already made up my mind.
Archie
So do you want chocolate or strawberry?
Yogurt boy
Neither. I want amarillo.
Yogurt boy
Hey, that's GELLOTTI! I asked for YOGURT!
Archie
I don't see any difference.
[''peering at it'']
Yogurt boy
GELLOTTI is made out of CREAM! YOGURT is made out of BACTERIA CULTURE! Where were you raised, in a cave?
Archie
All right, all right...
Archie
... What, did I leave something out?
Yogurt boy
What about my toppings? You're supposed to ask me what kind of toppings I want.
Archie
Okay... What kind of toppings do you want?
Yogurt boy
Do you have peanut butter M&M's?
Yogurt boy
Hey, what are you doing? I didn't say I WANTED M&M's! I just asked if you HAD them!
Archie
Yeah, we got them.
Yogurt boy
Well, I don't want them! Do you have OREO pieces?
Archie
You want them?
[''holding those up'']
Yogurt boy
That's why I asked. And walnuts... NOT peanuts, WALNUTS. And jellybeans... NOT M&M's; I HATE M&M's... JELLYBEANS. And almond slices instead of walnuts.
Yogurt boy
Forget it; I'll just have it plain.
Archie
You sure you still want it?
[''forcing himself not to faint, Archies scrapes everyting off the yogurt'']
Yogurt boy
Of course I do! What do you think I came in here for?
Archie
You got it, kid. That'll be a $1.60, please.
[''smiling'']
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A Playful Exchange of Warnings
Belle
I warn you, I know karate!
Leon
I warn "you", I know Winchester!
[''points his shotgun at her'']
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Noise Pollution and Forgotten Jukebox
Leon
Hey, pissant! You forgot your jukebox!
[''a gang leaves their boombox behind'']
Leon
I hate noise pollution!
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Overconfidence in a Dangerous Situation
Leon
I'll shoot a hundred of those coppers!
Harry
There's only 50 of them, Leon.
Leon
Well... I'll shoot them all twice!
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Aging and Escape in Tough Situations
Gang Leader
I don't know how old you is, but you ain't getting any older.
Leon
Daylight! This must be the way out.
[''after being in the sewer for days, suddenly sees an exit'']
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A Stark Contrast in Living Conditions
Leon
How can you live in a hell hole like this? If I lived in a place like this, I'd kill myself in an hour.
Belle
You've been here 45 minutes.
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Enduring Friendship and Legendary Bonds
Taglines
Friends for years. Legends for life. Tough guys forever.
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Teaching Old Tricks to a New World
Taglines
They're Out To Teach A New World Some Old Tricks.
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A Disagreement About Funeral Invitations
Harry
And I ain't going to your funeral!
Archie
You ain't invited!
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Proposing a New Scheme for Robbery
Harry Doyle
Shall we rob another empty armored car and start a collection?
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Colorful Suits and Personal Preferences
Derek
Our colors are cherry, peach, lime, olive, and avocado.
Archie
I don't want to eat the suit, I just want to wear it.
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Geographical Confusion in Tough Guys
Jimmy
Hey, Vince!
[''shouts across the diner'']
Vince
What?
[''annoyed'']
Jimmy
Where's Philly?
Vince
Pennsylvania!
Jimmy
No, no! Not "that" Philly! Philly the Mouse! Harry and Archie need him for a stick-up!
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Frustration with Ignorance and Stupidity
Harry Doyle
I never met so many stupid people in one day.
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