Enduring Friendship and Legendary Bonds
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Friends for years. Legends for life. Tough guys forever.
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Teaching Old Tricks to a New World
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They're Out To Teach A New World Some Old Tricks.
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Colorful Suits and Personal Preferences
Derek:
Our colors are cherry, peach, lime, olive, and avocado.
Archie:
I don't want to eat the suit, I just want to wear it.
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Geographical Confusion in Tough Guys
Jimmy: [''shouts across the diner'']
Hey, Vince!
Vince: [''annoyed'']
What?
Jimmy:
Where's Philly?
Vince:
Pennsylvania!
Jimmy:
No, no! Not "that" Philly! Philly the Mouse! Harry and Archie need him for a stick-up!
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Noise Pollution and Forgotten Jukebox
Leon: [''a gang leaves their boombox behind'']
Hey, pissant! You forgot your jukebox!
Leon:
I hate noise pollution!
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A Stark Contrast in Living Conditions
Leon:
How can you live in a hell hole like this? If I lived in a place like this, I'd kill myself in an hour.
Belle:
You've been here 45 minutes.
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Decision-making in a yogurt dilemma
Archie:
What'll it be, sport?
Yogurt boy:
Let me have strawberry yogurt. No, chocolate. No... Strawberry!
Archie:
Look, kid... Just take your time, okay? Let me know when you've made up your mind.
Yogurt boy:
I've already made up my mind.
Archie:
So do you want chocolate or strawberry?
Yogurt boy:
Neither. I want amarillo.
Yogurt boy:
Hey, that's GELLOTTI! I asked for YOGURT!
Archie: [''peering at it'']
I don't see any difference.
Yogurt boy:
GELLOTTI is made out of CREAM! YOGURT is made out of BACTERIA CULTURE! Where were you raised, in a cave?
Archie:
All right, all right...
Archie:
... What, did I leave something out?
Yogurt boy:
What about my toppings? You're supposed to ask me what kind of toppings I want.
Archie:
Okay... What kind of toppings do you want?
Yogurt boy:
Do you have peanut butter M&M's?
Yogurt boy:
Hey, what are you doing? I didn't say I WANTED M&M's! I just asked if you HAD them!
Archie:
Yeah, we got them.
Yogurt boy:
Well, I don't want them! Do you have OREO pieces?
Archie: [''holding those up'']
You want them?
Yogurt boy:
That's why I asked. And walnuts... NOT peanuts, WALNUTS. And jellybeans... NOT M&M's; I HATE M&M's... JELLYBEANS. And almond slices instead of walnuts.
Yogurt boy:
Forget it; I'll just have it plain.
Archie: [''forcing himself not to faint, Archies scrapes everyting off the yogurt'']
You sure you still want it?
Yogurt boy:
Of course I do! What do you think I came in here for?
Archie: [''smiling'']
You got it, kid. That'll be a $1.60, please.
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A Playful Exchange of Warnings
Belle:
I warn you, I know karate!
Leon: [''points his shotgun at her'']
I warn "you", I know Winchester!
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Overconfidence in a Dangerous Situation
Leon:
I'll shoot a hundred of those coppers!
Harry:
There's only 50 of them, Leon.
Leon:
Well... I'll shoot them all twice!
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A Disagreement About Funeral Invitations
Harry:
And I ain't going to your funeral!
Archie:
You ain't invited!
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Aging and Escape in Tough Situations
Gang Leader:
I don't know how old you is, but you ain't getting any older.
Leon: [''after being in the sewer for days, suddenly sees an exit'']
Daylight! This must be the way out.
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Proposing a New Scheme for Robbery
Harry Doyle:
Shall we rob another empty armored car and start a collection?
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Frustration with Ignorance and Stupidity
Harry Doyle:
I never met so many stupid people in one day.
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