"For 14 hours, having your husband having, like, mashed potatoes eaten out of his butthole -- 'cause that's in the film -- it's lovely. It's a cruel and unusual form of torture. And my daughter goes, 'Dada!' She starts like hugging and kissing the screen and waving at him, and he's not waving back, and she doesn't understand why he's not waving back. She thinks it's like FaceTime, and it's 'cause Daddy's getting it with the mashed potatoes."
Ahhh. Yes. That's. Well. Hmmm. That's certainly awkward at best. Watch for yourself:
There was probably a way to avoid having the kid (not yet 2) watch any "Deadpool" scenes, but at least she's getting an early education in modern cinema ... as well as other stuff.
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