Could Chandler be any funnier?

Face it: He's your favorite "Friend" and "transpondster." Those bowling shirts aside, there was nothing Mr. Bing could do wrong -- especially when it came to delivering perfectly-timed one-liners. Of course, if he was a real friend, he would have totally been ex-communicated from any real group of people that hung out that much. But because this is TV, we let him get away with it. Because funny.

In honor of Matthew Perry's birthday this week, here are 25 of Chandler's best, most sarcastic burns.