Damon recently stopped by "Jimmy Kimmel Live!," ostensibly arriving uninvited in his role as "manny" to George Clooney's young twins. While the "Suburbicon" director relaxed in a chair between them, Damon and Kimmel continued their long-standing tradition of pretending to antagonize each other. As they swapped ridiculous insults, Damon managed to work in another jab alluding to a relationship between him and Kimmel's wife. (As you may remember, he claimed to be the father of her and Kimmel's child earlier this year in a "Maury"-inspired skit.)
Eventually, the late-night show host called for security to escort his supposed nemesis from the premises, something that is not exactly a rare occurrence. Damon and Kimmel's faux rivalry has been going on for more than a decade, and it continues to be absolutely over-the-top. The only disappointing part of their meeting was that we were promised a chance to see Clooney's twins, and Damon offered a pretty poor substitute.
"Suburbicon" hits theaters Oct. 27, and "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET/PT on ABC.