Waiting for a new season of "Orange Is the New Black" (come on, 2016!) is like spending six weeks in solitary: it feels like forever. So while away the hours leading up to the Netflix series' Season 4 (Season 3 was so 2015) premiere by taking the quick quiz below and discovering what your nickname would be if you got locked up in Litchfield Penitentiary. (Sorry, Crazy Eyes is taken.)