Today, the Internet blessed us with a special "Bad Lip Reading" of "Star Wars: The Force Awakens," featuring Mark Hamill himself as Han Solo. Yeah, Harrison Ford plays the character on screen -- and Hamill's Luke Skywalker doesn't even have any lines in this movie -- but Hamill is a renowned voice actor, and it's just so wonderfully meta to have him join a BLR.
• "A pickle? A zoo? A sassy vagrant? Six kittens in a bag of water?! Poop on a stick?"
• "Listen, baby, you know I need that puppet bird."
• "They've got a sick blouse -- on sale."
It's hard to pick a favorite part, but the section from 2:50 to 3:25 might be the best -- from Chewie's "huuuhhh?" to "Happy birthday, Bill."
You know who probably would've loved the whole absurd thing? Carrie Fisher.
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