Season 2 Episodes
1. Begend the Endginning
Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
2. Proper Dental Care is MURDER
Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.
3. The Blue Lonegoon
Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
4. The Telltale Butthole
The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!
5. Mu-Mu-Mu-Meat
When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.
6. Pequiem for a Recker
Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.
7. Emotional Can of Mommyworms
After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.
8. The DeArranged Marriage
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
9. Werelan
The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
10. Come Unity
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
11. Hambrain Jan
The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
12. Preverse Psychologism
yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)
13. Gamebored
Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.
14. The Endginning
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.
