Season 1 Episodes
1. Firefly, Star Wars Jizz Bands, Daenerys Targaryen’s Dragons
January 17th, 20154 min
The “jizz” part is not incorrect.
2. Return of the Jedi, Hodor, Quidditch
March 5th, 20156 min
For people who know more about Pokemon than they do about real animals alive on the planet.
3. Fellowship of the Ring, Mortal Kombat, Bowser’s Children
April 21st, 20157 min
The secret underneath Gandalf’s robe.
4. Watto’s Beard, D&D, Deathly Hallows
June 11th, 201710 min
What’s the one thing nerds like more than Pokemon, LOTR, and Star Wars combined? Correcting people.
5. Slytherin, Star Wars, Scarecrow
December 11th, 201710 min
That scarecrow’s packing heat.
6. Monsters, Moogles, and Side Mirrors
June 28th, 201812 min
Aslan takes a hard line on lipstick.
7. House Crests, House Crushings, and the Kongs
July 28th, 201810 min
The Kongs have a lot to discuss in family therapy.
8. Make-Up, Maps, and Mythical Dragons
August 30th, 201812 min
Xanth Man Starts Brawl in Waffle House.
9. Star Trek, Schwarzenegger, and Stoker
September 15th, 201812 min
Seriously though, that one Digimon looks straight out of Itchy & Scratchy.
Movie and TV Reviews
Top Movies
In 28 days it began. In 28 weeks it spread. In 28 years it evolved.
Look up.
Believe everything except your eyes.
Top Series
Unearthing lies is a dirty business.
We were safer in space.
Drinker. Thinker. Rebel. Spy.
