Machete

R| 1 hr. 44 min.

Plot Summary
After nearly being killed during a violent fight with a powerful drug lord, a former Mexican Federale known as Machete (Danny Trejo) roams Texas streets as a vigilante and sometime day-laborer. Hired to perform a covert hit, he is double-crossed and forced to go on the run. Machete may be down, but not out, and he carves a path of blood, bullets and broken hearts in his quest to settle the score.

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Genres: Action

Distributor: 20th Century Fox

Machete (2010)

Release Date: September 3rd, 2010|1 hr. 44 min.

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  • This unholy mess replaces the artful ambition of "The American" with torture, blood spray, kinky sex, twisted fun and a bizarro critique of U.S. policy on illegal immigration. show more

  • A maniacal, over-the-top, daring, and insanely funny satire of the American cultus from Hollywood to Madison Avenue to Pennsylvania Avenue, Machete has all the nutrition a growing film geek could possibly need. show more

  • The ensemble cast -- ranging from an Oscar winner (De Niro) and faded action star (Seagal) to a B-movie vet (Fahey) and tabloid fodder (Lindsay Lohan, not exactly playing against type as a drugged-out, hell-raising sexpot) -- pretty much offers something for everybody. show more

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  • February 25, 2011 sw33tduchesse
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    Who thought of making this movie? It was terrible.

  • January 11, 2011 sabiedxmx
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    well. this movie is cheese to the max. but a fun watch. more of a guy movie. but was worth watching.

  • January 07, 2011 PetalsofSeven
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    Very unrealistic in almost every aspect. Was more of a comediy because of it. See it if you want some laughs.

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