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  • 30
    The Hollywood Reporter

    As sequels go, Piranha 3DD has barely enough heft to squeeze out 83 minutes of ho-hum entertainment, although it faithfully delivers plenty of menacing fish and bouncing boobs, as amply advertised. show more

  • 25
    Stephanie Zacharek Movieline

    "Piranha 3D" was ridiculous, gory and fun, everything Piranha 3DD is not. show more

  • 50
    Stephen Cole The Globe and Mail (Toronto)

    Piranha 3DD is overcrowded and pointlessly mean. The stunt casting of David Hasselhoff playing himself, riffing off his infamous 2007 drunken home video, gets in the way of the storyline. show more

  • 25
    Ed Gonzalez Slant Magazine

    John Gulager is neither artist nor genius, bringing only straight-to-video conviction to Piranha 3DD. show more

  • 40
    Boxoffice Magazine

    It seems impossible that a sequel to a movie as ridiculous as "Piranha 3D" could disappoint but Piranha 3DD stops at mediocre before arriving at gloriously bad. show more

  • 40
    Neil Smith Total Film

    "Welcome to rock bottom!" sighs Hasselhoff at one stage, pretty much summing up this textbook exercise in sloppy seconds. Here's hoping the piranhas have a better agent than he does. show more

  • 20
    Time Out New York

    Hecklers can take the night off; ripping on a movie this bad is as rewarding as shooting fish in a barrel. show more

  • 11
    Marc Savlov Austin Chronicle

    Disappointingly, Piranha 3DD, the inevitable sequel to the remake, has none of Dante's wit, Aja's directorial skills, or Greg Nicotero's grotesqueries. show more

  • 33
    Entertainment Weekly

    The best part of Piranha 3DD, the pointless sequel to the utterly unnecessary 2010 remake of Piranha, is the credits. Not only do they signify that the film is finally, mercifully over, but they also allow for David Hasselhoff to sing the theme song to a new fake TV series called The Fish Hunter, a clever meta-gag that nods both to Baywatch and the Hoff's international recording success. show more

  • 60
    Leslie Felperin Variety

    Ups the self-parody so much that it's practically a Wayans Brothers spoof, albeit with fewer jokes. show more

  • June 01, 2013 xr00000000152207
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    I have no intrest in seeing this movie it looks awful

  • September 16, 2012 josephbeagle2
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    GET OUT OF THE WATER. IS IT A SHARK. NO. IS IT A WHALE. NO. THEN WHAT IS IT. Oh yeah it\'s a move no one want to see. WHY. Because it sucks

  • June 01, 2012 JOHNNY
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    there was fish eating other fish offshore beach 95 in Rockaway Park. NY. today. Swimmers pretended not to notice as swarms of splashing fish made the water taste a little greasy. Someone did comment someone might be drowning but it was obviously some kind of feeding frenzy of bluefish.

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