If you're like us and value your sleep, you probably nodded off into your Ambien dreamland before the party started on post-prime time TV. Don't worry; we've got you covered. Here's the best of what happened last night on late night.
Claire Danes, David Beckham, and Bob Odendirk were all on "The Late Late Show with James Corden" Monday night. Claire talked about how she can be a bossy dancer when she's drunk. David talked about how his son Brooklyn has a job at a small French coffee shop in London; he also shared the story of Brooklyn's first date on Valentine's Day when the kid was 14, and Victoria made David stay in the restaurant and watch them. Bob talked about "Better Call Saul" and how he can now make a perfect Cinnabon. (Prove it - send one this way!) The trio also played Celebrity Cell Phone Profile - before the show, one of the guests surrendered their cell phone and they used it for clues so James could determined who owned the phone. Fun game, if a bit too long. Still, Corden and Beckham have a cute bromance going. Vin Diesel was on "Jimmy Kimmel Live," talking about Van Halen (they were also on JKL), the first concert he ever went to, dancing for the Beastie Boys, visiting China, meeting Mark Zuckerberg, and "Furious 7." They showed a clip from "Furious 7" with Vin and the now late Paul Walker. Helen Mirren was on "The Tonight Show," sucking helium and sharing an embarrassing story. Helen is now in a Broadway play and she commutes on the subway. She talked about manspreading (haha) and one of the worst things she's ever done. She's so ashamed. She was with some friends and they were running to catch the train to get to the theater. She stopped the door and her hand was stuck in the door. A nice guy pried open the door for them. Then the subway police arrived and asked who stopped the train. Helen didn't speak up, but the guy who kept the door open did speak up and he had to leave the train. She's so sorry and wishes she could find him. Helen also chatted with Jimmy while sucking helium - he had her accept a faux award in that voice. She should apologize to subway guy in her helium voice, that would make him smile. But seriously, hearing her say "spotted dick" in that voice might give you the giggles. Neil Patrick Harris was on "Late Show with David Letterman" for the 17th time, and he said he knows this might be his last time on the show. The first time he was on Dave's show was 25 years ago. He even repeated his electric mic magic move. NPH also talked about his new live variety show, which needs a name. "Daredevil" star Charlie Cox was also on Dave's show and he had some food poisoning issues, so he tried not to get sick. Nathan Lane was on "Late Night with Seth Meyers," talking about Taylor Swift and his heartbreak about Zayn leaving One Direction. "Seth, you think you know a boy band, you give them your heart and something like this shakes you to the core. And then the next thing you know, they're cutting solo albums and joining Isis, turning into Joey Fatone. It's one of life's cruelest lessons." Kristen Schaal of "The Last Man on Earth" was on Seth's show and talked about a gassy love scene with Will Forte. Speaking of Will Forte, he was on "Conan" and also talked about the show, his character, his ... manhood, and when he shaved a love arrow.