"Furious 7" star Dwayne Johnson is going from fast cars to the Porkchop Express.

With the recent announcement that Mr. Movie Franchise Viagra is set to take over for Kurt Russell in the role of truck driver Jack Burton in the "Big Trouble in Little China" remake, we turned to our DVD shelves to find more '80s classics deserving of The Rock treatment.

From "Beastmaster" to effin' "Road House," here are six remakes that need release dates ASAP.