We'd sign up for breaking news alerts on what Christopher Nolan had for breakfast each morning, so obviously we're two inches from the computer screen at the news that the "Interstellar" and "The Dark Knight" director has a new movie coming out ... on July 21, 2017. Mark your calendars now!

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Nolan is making his next movie for longtime studio partner Warner Bros. What's the movie about? Who'll be in it? No clue. It wouldn't be a Chris Nolan movie if we knew this far in advance. All we really need to know is that it's coming. And "Pitch Perfect 3" and Luc Besson's "Valerian" should know that it's coming on the same release date, which is also a week before the new "Spider-Man." Who will win that summer box office? We'll know two years from now, but not a moment sooner.

One thing we're pretty sure about is the quality of what's coming. Nolan's movie will be good-to-great with a strong possibility of awesome. The man doesn't know how to make a bad movie. He's only directed nine feature films, so far -- "Following," "Memento," "Insomnia," "Batman Begins," "The Prestige," "The Dark Knight," "Inception," "The Dark Knight Rises" and -- his most recent mind-bender -- "Interstellar." There isn't a stinker in the bunch, even if some may be better than others. So it's truly a red-letter day when he announces a new film.

Are you excited to see this mysterious new movie? Trick question!

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