Let's start things off the right way: With Guillermo being hilarious and interviewing Emmy winners, including Jon Hamm.
Now that you're in a good mood, get ready to have your spirit crushed because Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy showed up on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" to discuss their breakup. Also, turns out Kermit has a new girlfriend, some amateur pig named Denise who's the head of marketing at ABC.
You're probably emotionally devastated from the above clip of Kermit and Miss Piggy, so here's a cute video of The Tonight Show."
If that wasn't enough to ease your Miss Piggy + Kermit emotional pain, here's a video of Ryan Reynolds slapping Jimmy Fallon with a giant rubber hand.
Better now? Ok, good. Because over on "Late Night," Justin Timberlake swung by and decided to rewrite the theme song for Seth Meyer's show. Except he actually wrote it for Jimmy Fallon and a bunch of other late night hosts. Supes awkward.
Finally, weird things went down on "The Late Late Show." Weird, like Jesse Tyler Ferguson doing a sex scene with Allison Janney weird.
Oh, and also Jesse Tyler Ferguson totally set up Sofia Vergara with Joe Manganiello. So, if acting doesn't work out he could become a professional cupid.