Memorable Quotes from A Martinez
1 quoteHousehold Chaos and Misunderstandings Unfold
Bob's mother
Is it that time of the month?
Mrs. Trumper
Nurse Hooper may be short, but she's very devoted.
Ute
Fuzzy has just shit all over the carpet!
Garcia
I may be the butler, but I'm not the maid!
Mrs. Trumper
AHHHHGH! Hooper! Vesta! This is long-term leakage!
Ute
I took this job because I only had to cook and clean for one person and one dog. Then I get the mother, the lover, his kids, their dog! Ms. Fisher, up with this bullshit I will not put! I quit!
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