She-Devil - Household Chaos and Misunderstandings Unfold
Bob's mother:
Is it that time of the month?
Mrs. Trumper:
Nurse Hooper may be short, but she's very devoted.
Ute:
Fuzzy has just shit all over the carpet!
Garcia:
I may be the butler, but I'm not the maid!
Mrs. Trumper:
AHHHHGH! Hooper! Vesta! This is long-term leakage!
Ute:
I took this job because I only had to cook and clean for one person and one dog. Then I get the mother, the lover, his kids, their dog! Ms. Fisher, up with this bullshit I will not put! I quit!
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