Love Actually - Unexpected Travel Plans Announced by Colin
Colin:
Exciting news!
Tony:
What?
Colin:
I bought a ticket to the States. I'm off in three weeks!
Tony:
No!
Colin:
Yes! To a fantastic little place called Wisconsin!
Tony:
No!
Colin:
Yes! Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Colin!
Tony:
No, Col! There are a few babes in America, I grant you, but they're going out with rich, attractive guys.
Colin:
Nah, Tone, you're just jealous. You know perfectly well that any bar anywhere in America contains ten girls more beautiful and more likely to have sex with me than the whole of the United Kingdom.
Tony:
That is total bollocks. You’ve actually gone mad.
Colin:
No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.
Tony:
No, Col. No.
Colin:
Yes!
Tony:
Nyet!
Colin:
Da!
Tony:
Nein!
Colin:
Ja, darling!
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Love Actually - Colin's Thoughts on Love and Nationality
Colin:
I've just worked out why I can't find true love.
Tony:
Why is that?
Colin:
English girls. They're stuck up, you see. And I am primarily attractive to girls, you know, who are cooler, game for a laugh. Like American girls. So I should just go to America! I'd get a girlfriend there instantly. What do you think?
Tony:
I think it's...crap, Colin.
Colin:
That's where you're wrong. American girls would dig me with my cute British accent.
Tony:
You don't have a cute British accent.
Colin:
Yes, I do! I'm going to America.
Tony:
Colin, you're a lonely, ugly arsehole. Accept it.
Colin:
Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
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