Memorable Quotes from Abdul Salis
2 quotesUnexpected Travel Plans Announced by Colin
Colin
Exciting news!
Tony
What?
Colin
I bought a ticket to the States. I'm off in three weeks!
Tony
No!
Colin
Yes! To a fantastic little place called Wisconsin!
Tony
No!
Colin
Yes! Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Colin!
Tony
No, Col! There are a few babes in America, I grant you, but they're going out with rich, attractive guys.
Colin
Nah, Tone, you're just jealous. You know perfectly well that any bar anywhere in America contains ten girls more beautiful and more likely to have sex with me than the whole of the United Kingdom.
Tony
That is total bollocks. You’ve actually gone mad.
Colin
No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.
Tony
No, Col. No.
Colin
Yes!
Tony
Nyet!
Colin
Da!
Tony
Nein!
Colin
Ja, darling!
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Colin's Thoughts on Love and Nationality
Colin
I've just worked out why I can't find true love.
Tony
Why is that?
Colin
English girls. They're stuck up, you see. And I am primarily attractive to girls, you know, who are cooler, game for a laugh. Like American girls. So I should just go to America! I'd get a girlfriend there instantly. What do you think?
Tony
I think it's...crap, Colin.
Colin
That's where you're wrong. American girls would dig me with my cute British accent.
Tony
You don't have a cute British accent.
Colin
Yes, I do! I'm going to America.
Tony
Colin, you're a lonely, ugly arsehole. Accept it.
Colin
Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
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