Memorable Quotes from Abe Vigoda
3 quotesA Conversation on Life and Misfortune
Otis
I should've died years ago.
Dex
Tough break.
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Unexpected Reactions in a Busy Setting
Fizz
Nobody's ever abbreviated my name before. I love that!
Otis
It makes me glad I'm not dead.
[after eating French fries with Ed's sauce on it]
Attendant
Goodness gracious! He's killing Sydney!
[after Ed has released a deranged man from his straight jacket]
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A Casual Invitation Among Friends
Dex
Stuff. Ha, ha, ha.
Ed
Hey, Dex. Want to hang out tonight?
[rolling on his skates]
Dex
I don't know, but - Hey Ed, you better be careful. You!
[before he realizes that Ed is the one who was a roller-blading and delivery blades right in front of Dex which caused his accident, when Ed accidentally pushed Otis over, and breaks his pelvis; angrily points at Ed]
Ed
Me?
[turns around and looked at Dexter]
Dex
Now I know where I saw you before. You're the roller-blading nut that caused my accident!
Ed
Uh...no?
Dex
You're the reason why I owe 1,900 bucks! You're the reason my mom found out I was driving without a license! And you cost me a fortune! You wrecked my summer, man. You ruined my life.
Ed
So, you don't want to hang out tonight?
Dex
No. I don't want to hang out with you...ever.
Otis
Do you think you can get me to a hospital? I think I broke my butt.
[to Dexter]
Dex
Come on, Otis. Get out of the way.
[to Otis; to Ed]
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