Good Burger - A Casual Invitation Among Friends
Dex:
Stuff. Ha, ha, ha.
Ed: [rolling on his skates]
Hey, Dex. Want to hang out tonight?
Dex: [before he realizes that Ed is the one who was a roller-blading and delivery blades right in front of Dex which caused his accident, when Ed accidentally pushed Otis over, and breaks his pelvis; angrily points at Ed]
I don't know, but - Hey Ed, you better be careful. You!
Ed: [turns around and looked at Dexter]
Me?
Dex:
Now I know where I saw you before. You're the roller-blading nut that caused my accident!
Ed:
Uh...no?
Dex:
You're the reason why I owe 1,900 bucks! You're the reason my mom found out I was driving without a license! And you cost me a fortune! You wrecked my summer, man. You ruined my life.
Ed:
So, you don't want to hang out tonight?
Dex:
No. I don't want to hang out with you...ever.
Otis: [to Dexter]
Do you think you can get me to a hospital? I think I broke my butt.
Dex: [to Otis; to Ed]
Come on, Otis. Get out of the way.
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Good Burger - A Conversation on Life and Misfortune
Otis:
I should've died years ago.
Dex:
Tough break.
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Good Burger - Unexpected Reactions in a Busy Setting
Fizz:
Nobody's ever abbreviated my name before. I love that!
Otis: [after eating French fries with Ed's sauce on it]
It makes me glad I'm not dead.
Attendant: [after Ed has released a deranged man from his straight jacket]
Goodness gracious! He's killing Sydney!
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