Memorable Quotes from Adam Brown
2 quotesCaptain's Demands Amidst Empty Promises
Scrum
It's empty! Where's the dosh?!
[After seeing that the bank vault Jack's crew have stolen is empty; the crew groan]
Captain Jack Sparrow
Do you think that robbing a bank is easy? You gaggle of gutless heels of the womb's guilty of putting me in this dreadful pickle in the first place! Now line up and offer me your tribute.
Marty
You want us to pay YOU?!
[He and the other crew members scoff in outrage]
Captain Jack Sparrow
Am I not the captain of this ship?
Cremble
You call THIS a ship?
Bollard
Where's the treasure?
Pike
All of us are starving!
Bollard
We will no longer follow a captain without a ship.
Captain Jack Sparrow
I HAVE a ship! Black Pearl's never left me side.
[Reveals the Black Pearl in a bottle]
Pike
The pirate Barbossa rules these seas now. Has ten ships, guns full.
Cremble
Not to mention his cannonballs; 18 pounds each, they say.
Captain Jack Sparrow
One-legged man with 18 pound balls? That's why he walks funny. Oh, come, come, mates! Did we not find the treasure of Macedonia together?
[The crew sigh in disappointment]
Cremble
It was a troll of rotten wood!
Captain Jack Sparrow
Gold of King Midas!
Scrum
Pile of donkey dung!
Gibbs
Face it, Jack, bad luck dogs you day and night.
Captain Jack Sparrow
That is a blatant fabrication!
[Bird poop lands on Jack's shoulder]
Cremble
You've lost your luck.
Bollard
You've lost your ship.
Marty
And now, you've lost your crew.
Pike
Jack Sparrow is no longer our captain!
[The crew leaves the Dying Gull as Gibbs approach Jack]
Gibbs
I'm sorry, Jack, but we've reached the end of the horizon.
[Sympathetic; Pats Jack's shoulder and then follows the crew, leaving Jack stunned and heartbroken]
Captain Jack Sparrow
Right then! YOU'RE ALL DISMISSED!!! EH?! ALL OF YOU, DISMISSED!!! YOU'LL NEVER SAIL WITH CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AGAIN, TELL YOU THAT!!!
[Yelling]
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Misunderstanding a Doily and a Dishcloth
Bilbo
Excuse me, that is a doily, not a dishcloth.
[grabbing a doily from Nori]
Bofur
But it's full of holes!
Bilbo
It's supposed to look like that, it's crochet.
Bofur
Oh, and a ] it is too, if you've got the balls for it.
[[w:Croquet|wonderful game; laughs]
Bilbo
Bebother and confusticate these dwarves!
[annoyed, but quietly]
Gandalf
My dear Bilbo, what on earth is the matter?
Bilbo
What's the matter? I am surrounded by dwarves! What are they doing here?
Gandalf
Oh, they're quite a merry gathering, once you get used to them.
Bilbo
I don't want to get used to them! The state of my kitchen! There's mud trod into the carpet! They pillaged the pantry. I'm not even gonna tell you what they've done in the bathroom. They've all but destroyed the plumbing! I don't understand what they're doing in my house.
Ori
Scuse me. I'm sorry to interrupt, but what should I do with my plate?
[walks up]
Fíli
Here you go, Ori, give it to me.
Bilbo
Excuse me! That's my mother's West Farthing pottery, it's over 100 years old! And can you not do that? You'll blunt them!
[mortified; to the other dwarves clashing the cutlery together]
Bofur
Oh, did you hear that, lads? He says we'll blunt the knives!
Kíli
Blunt the knives, bend the forks!
[singing]
Fíli
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
[singing]
Dwarves
Chip the glasses and crack the plates...That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!Cut the cloth, tread on the fat!Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!Pour the milk on the pantry floor!Splash the wine on every door!Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl!Pound them up with a thumping pole!And when you're finished, if they are whole...Send them down the hall to roll!That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
[singing]
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