Epic Movie - Conflict Among Friends in a Dire Situation
Edward:
Because we're four kids nobody would ever miss, we'll be stuck here until we die.
Peter:
Shut up, Edward, You're scaring her.
Edward:
Don't tell me what to do! You're not my father!
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Epic Movie - Dance Invitation Rejected
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Epic Movie - The Power of Family Unity
Peter:
We may not have the numbers on our side or the weapons she possesses, but we have something far more powerful.
Lucy:
Perky breasts?
Peter:
The strength of our family!
Edward:
I'd follow you anywhere, brother.
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Epic Movie - Democracy and Justice in Gnarnia
Peter:
(about the frozen White Bitch) The new Gnarnia will be a democracy, complete with due process. She shall be given a fair trial, judged by a jury of her peers.(Jack Swallows comes rolling by on the wooden wheel and runs over the White Bitch)
Captain Jack Swallows:
Sorry, Bitch.
Peter:
Right. Oh, screw her anyway.
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Epic Movie - Absurdity and Humor in Epic Movie Dialogue
Willy:
Who wants to chew my gumballs?
Peter:
Monobrow! Monobrow! King wants a monobrow!
Peter:
(as Superman) You shot me in the freaking eye! That really hurts! Why would you do that?! That was so unnecessary! You bastard!
Kanye West look-alike:
(while Lucy is viewing the camera from Mr. Tumnus) The White Bitch doesn't care about black people.
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike:
Shit, bitch, I'm always yelling! I'm Samuel god damn Jackson!
Borat look-alike:
Jagshemash! My name-a Borat. You did it! You made moviefilm have happy ending! (the water wheel runs over the orphans) Not!
White Bitch:
I hate those fucking kids.
Paris Hilton look-alike:
I'm so hot. (yells as she gets crushed by Susan, who was thrown off the plane)
White Bitch:
(trying to read) The... keeds... have... esca-puh-duh.
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