Accepted - A Challenge Between Friends
Lizzie Gaines:
Bartleby, I know that this is not real. I will tell Mom and Dad.
Bartleby:
Fine, I dare you!
Lizzie:
Hello Mom, I was just visiting Bartleby. Could you please pick me up at...
Bartleby:
OK, OK, you win. Name something, not money related.
Lizzie:
Your razor scooter.
Bartleby:
Done.
Lizzie:
And a fake ID.
Bartleby:
No way! I will not be an accessory to you buying booze!
Lizzie:
It is so I can vote, doofus!
Bartleby:
Oh, well then OK.
Glen:
You need a razor scooter to vote?
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Accepted - Unusual Inspiration for a Disgusting Creation
Glen:
I got fired from Quick & Stop.
Bartleby:
How come?
Glen:
For making a shrimp slushee.
Bartleby:
Aw Glen, that is disgusting! What on Earth inspired you to make that?
Glen:
I was hungry and thirsty!
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