Memorable Quotes from Adam Herschman
2 quotesUnusual Inspiration for a Disgusting Creation
Glen
I got fired from Quick & Stop.
Bartleby
How come?
Glen
For making a shrimp slushee.
Bartleby
Aw Glen, that is disgusting! What on Earth inspired you to make that?
Glen
I was hungry and thirsty!
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A Challenge Between Friends
Lizzie Gaines
Bartleby, I know that this is not real. I will tell Mom and Dad.
Bartleby
Fine, I dare you!
Lizzie
Hello Mom, I was just visiting Bartleby. Could you please pick me up at...
Bartleby
OK, OK, you win. Name something, not money related.
Lizzie
Your razor scooter.
Bartleby
Done.
Lizzie
And a fake ID.
Bartleby
No way! I will not be an accessory to you buying booze!
Lizzie
It is so I can vote, doofus!
Bartleby
Oh, well then OK.
Glen
You need a razor scooter to vote?
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