Memorable Quotes from Adam Scott
6 quotesUnderstanding Sexual Orientation and Personal Struggles
Jeremy
Just because you're straight doesn't mean you're homophobic.
[referring to Ned not being able to go through with a 3-way with a man and a woman]
Ned
I don't know, maybe I should have tried harder.
[feeling ashamed of himself]
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Protecting the Flock in Adversity
Howard
You're not thinking of going after that snowplow alone, are you?
Tom
Shepherd's gotta protect his flock.
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Swarming Threats in Piranha 3D
Novak Radzinsky
There are thousands of them and they are pissed!
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A Defiant Challenge Amidst Tension
Captain Petey Shelborn
Who's smiling now, you infernal son of a whore?
[''Torching the monkey with a flamethrower'']
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Doubts and Beliefs Among Family Members
Jordan
We know you still believe in the big fat creeper!
Max
I don't know what you're talking about!
Stevie
Are you sure about that?
[holds up Max's letter to Santa]
Beth
Stop!
[Max tries to get his letter back and Beth stops him]
Stevie
Dear Santa, I know I haven't been great this year and I'm sorry for that, but I was really hoping you can help out me and my family this Christmas. We need you!" Oh, Maxi-Pad. That is so s...
[starts reading Max's letter]
Beth
Stop, Max!
[stops Max from getting his letter back]
Stevie
Blah blah blah. Bullshit, bullshit. Ah, here we go, Maxie's wishlist!
Beth
Stevie, stop! That's enough!
Stevie
Wait, you're up first, Beth! "I wish me and Beth could hang out like we used to. Might've noticed that I don't have tons of friends." Oh no, really Max? "I wish my Mom and Dad could fall in love again. I know they get upset a lot with Dad away from home so much. I think they really just miss each other." "Also, I wish things weren't so hard for Uncle Howard and Aunt Linda. So, maybe you can lend them a hand for the rest of the year. And... and that..." Screw you, Dad does not wish we were boys!
[reading the letter; Linda comes in; angrily facing Max]
Sarah
Who wants crème brûlée?
[smilingly enters the dining room]
Max
Give me the letter!
Tom
Hey! Max?
Howard
Alright, that's enough!
Tom
You okay? Honey!
Max
I just wanted Christmas to be like it used to be, but forget it! I hate Christmas! I hate all of you!
Sarah
Max? Max!
Aunt Dorothy
Oh, lay off of him! Kid deserves a prize for telling the truth!
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Questioning the Presence of a Piranha
Novak Radzinsky
Excuse me, but is that a fucking piranha?
[to Mr. Goodman]
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