Four Lions - Humor in Misunderstanding Car Parts
Omar:
I thought you said you'd fixed it!
Barry:
It's the car parts, they're Jewish!
Omar:
What parts in a car are Jewish?
Faisal:
Spark plugs?
Barry:
That's it, spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic!
Barry:
Might bomb a mosque.
Omar:
Barry, we're not bombing a mosque.
Barry:
You don't get it, do you Omar? We radicalize the moderates, the Ummah rises up, it all kicks off!
Omar:
No, I do get it. I'll tell you what it's like. It's like getting into a fight with someone, and they're punching you in the face, right? Right? And so what you'd gon do right, you punch yourself in the face!
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Four Lions - Humorous Exchange About Hair Dyeing
Faisal:
And there's this voice "Can I have 12 bottles of bleach please?
Barry:
What's that?
Faisal:
A woman's voice, for like dying her hair and that.
Barry:
Oh yeah and her beard.
Faisal:
What?
Barry:
You've got a fucking beard Faisal.
Faisal:
I covered it.
Barry:
Why did she have her hands over her face?
Faisal:
Because she's got a beard.
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The Big Sick - Family Dynamics and Cultural Identity in Conversation
Azmat Nanjiani:
(to Kumail) You should be stylish like your father. It's not very difficult. Just observe me.
Sharmeen Nanjiani: [[w:Malala|Malala]
Since when are you someone to stand up? You know who I think should stand up is ]. She has something to say, she has something to say!
Naveed Nanjiani: [[w:Julia Louis-Dreyfus|Julia Louis-Dreyfus]
Listen to yourself. You hardly sound Pakistani. "Cookies"? You sound like ]. You're such a burger.
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