Memorable Quotes from Adeel Akhtar
3 quotesHumorous Exchange About Hair Dyeing
Faisal
And there's this voice "Can I have 12 bottles of bleach please?
Barry
What's that?
Faisal
A woman's voice, for like dying her hair and that.
Barry
Oh yeah and her beard.
Faisal
What?
Barry
You've got a fucking beard Faisal.
Faisal
I covered it.
Barry
Why did she have her hands over her face?
Faisal
Because she's got a beard.
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Family Dynamics and Cultural Identity in Conversation
Azmat Nanjiani
(to Kumail) You should be stylish like your father. It's not very difficult. Just observe me.
Sharmeen Nanjiani
Since when are you someone to stand up? You know who I think should stand up is ]. She has something to say, she has something to say!
[[w:Malala|Malala]
Naveed Nanjiani
Listen to yourself. You hardly sound Pakistani. "Cookies"? You sound like ]. You're such a burger.
[[w:Julia Louis-Dreyfus|Julia Louis-Dreyfus]
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Humor in Misunderstanding Car Parts
Omar
I thought you said you'd fixed it!
Barry
It's the car parts, they're Jewish!
Omar
What parts in a car are Jewish?
Faisal
Spark plugs?
Barry
That's it, spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic!
Barry
Might bomb a mosque.
Omar
Barry, we're not bombing a mosque.
Barry
You don't get it, do you Omar? We radicalize the moderates, the Ummah rises up, it all kicks off!
Omar
No, I do get it. I'll tell you what it's like. It's like getting into a fight with someone, and they're punching you in the face, right? Right? And so what you'd gon do right, you punch yourself in the face!
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