Memorable Quotes from Adhir Kalyan
6 quotesFootwear Advice for Different Occasions
Brewster
That was for the Crocs. You're not an old lady gardening or a baby on the beach. Okay? Now put on some shoes, you're embarrassing yourself.
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Identity and Masculinity in Brewster's Confession
Brewster
I'm Brewster. (whispers)Not my real name. My parents named me Jack. Jack - so strong, so masculine. We get it! You wanted a boy! Ma name's Jack! I punch bad guys and I kiss girls.
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Brewster's Surreal List of Tasks
Brewster
Paint the fence. Cutting the cake. Hangman's noose. Hangman's noose!
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The World is Flat According to Brewster
Brewster
I tell ya what, your jobs aren't just going over there, sailor. Some of us are coming over here. The world is flat like a son of a bitch.
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Tongue Twisters and Political Names
Brewster
Red leather, yellow leather,red leather, yellow leather;Unique New York,unique New York; Barack Barack Barack Obama.
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Lighthearted Greeting from Pahud
Pahud
Peanut Blart and jelly! What, what, what's up, man?
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