Mystery Men - Questioning the Creativity of Superhero Powers
Tony P:
What do we got here?
Tony C:
I think they're supposed to be jive superheroes.
Tony P: [he draws a gun; the heroes snicker.]
Well, they made a big mistake coming to Casanova's place. What's so funny?
Mr. Furious:
That's it? That's your power? You have guns? Couldn't you be a little more creative than that?
Blue Raja:
Pardon the impertinence, guv'nor, but what the devil does a pistol have to do with disco?
Disco Boy:
It's a Saturday Night Special.
Mr. Furious:
Weak.
Blue Raja: [more Disco Boys arrive, armed with a variety of blunt instruments.]
At best.
Shoveler:
Check out the guy with the pipe. What are you, the Disco Plumber?
Blue Raja:
There's no theme at all here, mates!
Mr. Furious: [To Tony C]
I mean, if you're gonna carry a chain, at least make it a gold chain, and that's just off the top of my head... Yo, what's up, Tiger Lily?
Tony C:
Top of your head, huh?
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