Al Ruscio Quotes

Tony Moss I'm Tony Moss. I produce this show. Some of you have probably heard that I'm a prick. I am a prick. I got one interest here, and that's the show. I don't care whether you live or die. I want to see you dance and I want to see you smile. I can't use you if you can't smile, I can't use you if you can't show, I can't use you if you can't sell.

Annie They're going to see a smiling snatch if you don't fix this g-string!

Al Torres It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you.

Marty Jacobsen She's no butterfly, Tony. She's all pelvic thrust. I mean, she prowls... She's got it!

Mr. Karlman We could have brought anyone into this show: ], ]. Nomi Malone is what Las Vegas is all about! She's dazzling, she's exciting, and very, very sexy!

Tony Moss Cristal Connors is a star, Sam. You can't just replace her.

Phil Kewkirk What if we could just bring somebody in while she's recuperating?

Tony Moss She could be out for a year, Phil.

Zack Carey Like who?

Phil Newkirk ]? ]?

Zack Carey Paula Abdul? In my show?

Mr. Karlman I'm not going to pay those kind of salaries!

Zack Carey Well, in that case, Mr. Karlman, we do what we do in Vegas.

Mr. Karlman What?

Zack Carey We gamble.