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Alan Cumming Quotes

Actor

Memorable Quotes from Alan Cumming

11 quotes
Son of the Mask
Loki's Defiance Against Odin's Reputation
Dr. Neuman Loki brought nothing but shame to Odin and his ilk. In fact, Loki was such an unruly child that Odin ultimately locked him up in chains far beneath the earth.
Loki HE DID NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT!!!
Museum Person Good God!
Loki And don't you forget it!
Dr. Neuman Apparently, you do not agree with my theories.
Loki Finally. This is a fake!
[looks at the mask]
Dr. Neuman Yes, but it's a good fake. Ow. Sir, that is museum property.
[Loki throws the mask at him which hits him in the head]
Loki Oh, I'm sorry. Let me replace it.
Dr. Neuman What-- what are-- what are you doing? Perhaps I should inform you I suffer from vertigo and I have a lawyer. Hello? Where's my body? Come get me.
Museum Security Guard Hold it right there!
Dr. Neuman I don't like it here.
Loki Thanks for dropping by.
Museum Security Guard Dropping?
Loki Bye!
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Spy Kids
Perception of Fear in Uncertain Situations
Fegan Floop You don't look very scared to me.
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Son of the Mask
Tension Between Father and Son Escalates
Tim LOKI! You have defied me for the last time. I've had it up to here with you!
[in Odin's voice]
Loki Dad, please, listen to me. You're holding the baby.
Tim Silence! You have left me no choice.
Loki Listen, listen...
Tim You are here by stripped of your immortal powers and forever banished to the land of mortals.
Loki No. Please, hear me out. That baby...
Tim Whoa.
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Spy Kids
Fegan Floop Promotes His Show
Fegan Floop You watch my show!
[repeated line]
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Spy Kids
Desire for Simplicity Amidst Chaos
Fegan Floop Ah! But I didn't want any of that.
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Spy Kids
The Connection Between Sweaty Hands and Warts
Fegan Floop From sweaty hands sprout warts. Do you know why you have sweaty hands?
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Spy Kids
Realization and Clarity in Fegan Floop's Words
Fegan Floop Ah! Of course!
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Son of the Mask
Loki's Struggle with His Identity
Shopkeeper Fool! What in Helvetii were you about to do to this shopkeep?
[in Odin's voice]
Loki Nothing, I was just...
Shopkeeper Fool! Don't you dare lie to me. You know, Thor never gave me this kind of trouble.
Loki Okay, here we go again with the Thor crap. Thor, Thor, Thor. You know, father, I'm not like Thor. I'm never gonna be like Thor.
Shopkeeper I just wish that..
[grumbles]
Loki Can't you just love me for who I am and not for who I'm not?
Shopkeeper NO! I want you to be more like Thor! Now, I've wasted enough time here. I felt a tremor. A child has been born of the mask!
Loki Wow, a baby's born of the mask, so that sort of makes me kind of like a dad, huh?
Shopkeeper Find it!
Loki The baby or the mask?
Shopkeeper Find the baby and you will find the mask.
Loki Right.
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Spy Kids
Fegan Floop's Plan for the Minions
Fegan Floop Thank you Minion. Now all I have to do is to make them work for real.
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Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
Unexpected Reunions and Old Connections
Heather Mooney That's Sandy Frink? The hell was I thinking?
[goes somewhere else]
Christie Sandy, hi! You look so rich. I mean, great.
[tries to greet Sandy; Frink slightly smiles at her but moves on]
Sandy Frink Michele. After all these years, you still take my breath away.
Michele Thanks. So you must be, like, the most successful person in our entire graduating class.
Sandy Well, I guess that depends on how you define "success." If, to you, success means having a house in Aspen. one in Acapulco, penthouse in New York, mansion in Malibu, 60-foot yacht, an eight-seat Windstar, a Bell Jet Ranger, a Bentley, a personal trainer, a full-time chef, a live-in masseuse, and a staff of 24, then, yeah... I guess I am successful. But no matter how much I accumulate... there's still one thing I just don't have.
Michele Your own country?
[lost in his monologue]
Sandy I don't have you, Michele. Will you dance with me?
Michele Only if Romy can dance with us.
Sandy Sure.
[they perform a dance rendition of Time After Time]
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Spy Kids
The Power of Dreams and Freedom
Fegan Floop You can all be free; free; you can all be free, if you dream, if you dream… my ]!
[sings; [dream]
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