Highlights
Ice Age: Boiling Point - Official Teaser
Ice Age: Boiling Point
The Dink - Float Like a Pickleball Clip
The Dink
The Devil Wears Prada 2 - Grab Your Friends Clip
The Devil Wears Prada 2
Dune: Part Three - Javier Bardem as Stilgar
Dune: Part Three
The Odyssey - Christopher Nolan Exclusive Interview
The Odyssey
Whalefall - Austin Abrams as Jay Gardiner with Snorkel
Whalefall
Margo's Got Money Troubles Season 1 - Unforgettable Nonverbal Acting Clip
Margo's Got Money Troubles
The Haunting of Hotel Transylvania - First Look at Mavis Dracula
The Haunting of Hotel Transylvania
Thrash - Trapped Between Flood and Sharks Clip
Thrash
Whalefall - Josh Brolin as Mitt Gardiner
Whalefall
The Boys Final Season - The Rumors Are True Clip
The Boys
Other Mommy - Official Poster
Other Mommy
Daredevil: Born Again Season 2 - Find Matt Murdock Clip
Daredevil: Born Again
Elle Season 1 - Official Poster
Elle

Alan FordQuotes

Alan Ford
Birthday
February 23rd, 1938
From
Camberwell, London, England, UK
Actor

Snatch - Unyielding Surveillance and Threats

Brick Top: I'm gonna be watching you, and I don't care where you go. You can fuck off to Tibet, and I shall have men, nutters, from Parkhurst, dressed in yeti suits, up Everest, with meat cleavers ready to chop your tarty fuckin legs off!

Snatch - A Warning Against Submissive Behavior

Brick Top: Pull your tongue out of my arsehole Gary. Dogs do that, You're not a dog are yer Gary?

Snatch - Understanding Nemesis and Retribution

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a orrible cunt: me.

Snatch - Confrontation and Consequences in Snatch

Brick Top: Listen here, you fucking fringe. If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm talking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

Snatch - A Request for Tea

Brick Top: Goody gumdrops. Get us a cup of tea, will you, Errol?

Snatch - A Warning of Consequences and Threats

Brick Top: [To Turkish] You are on thin fucking ice, my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks! Now, fuck off.

Snatch - Fighters Remain Unchanged Regardless of Skill

Brick Top: I don't care if he's Muhammad "I'm-hard" Bruce Lee, you can't change fighters!

Snatch - Brick Top's Unique Perspective on Repetition

Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary … come again?