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Alan Ford Quotes

Actor

Memorable Quotes from Alan Ford

8 quotes
Snatch
Confrontation and Consequences in Snatch
Brick Top Listen here, you fucking fringe. If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm talking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
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Understanding Nemesis and Retribution
Brick Top Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a orrible cunt: me.
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Unyielding Surveillance and Threats
Brick Top I'm gonna be watching you, and I don't care where you go. You can fuck off to Tibet, and I shall have men, nutters, from Parkhurst, dressed in yeti suits, up Everest, with meat cleavers ready to chop your tarty fuckin legs off!
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A Warning of Consequences and Threats
Brick Top You are on thin fucking ice, my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks! Now, fuck off.
[To Turkish]
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Fighters Remain Unchanged Regardless of Skill
Brick Top I don't care if he's Muhammad "I'm-hard" Bruce Lee, you can't change fighters!
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A Warning Against Submissive Behavior
Brick Top Pull your tongue out of my arsehole Gary. Dogs do that, You're not a dog are yer Gary?
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A Request for Tea
Brick Top Goody gumdrops. Get us a cup of tea, will you, Errol?
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Brick Top's Unique Perspective on Repetition
Brick Top In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary … come again?
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