Memorable Quotes from Alan Rachins
5 quotesDefiance in the Face of Aging
Cristal Connors
No one's gonna take my lead anyway, darlin', I haven't missed a show in eight years.
Tony Moss
But you're not getting any younger, "darling".
Cristal Connors
Eat me.
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The Show Must Go On, No Matter What
Tony Moss
I'm Tony Moss. I produce this show. Some of you have probably heard that I'm a prick. I am a prick. I got one interest here, and that's the show. I don't care whether you live or die. I want to see you dance and I want to see you smile. I can't use you if you can't smile, I can't use you if you can't show, I can't use you if you can't sell.
Annie
They're going to see a smiling snatch if you don't fix this g-string!
Al Torres
It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you.
Marty Jacobsen
She's no butterfly, Tony. She's all pelvic thrust. I mean, she prowls... She's got it!
Mr. Karlman
We could have brought anyone into this show: ], ]. Nomi Malone is what Las Vegas is all about! She's dazzling, she's exciting, and very, very sexy!
[[Janet Jackson; [w:Paula Abdul|Paula Abdul]
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Fashion and Identity in Showgirls
Tony Moss
One day she looks like Pollyanna, the next day she looks like... I don't know... Lolita, maybe.
Tony Moss
Nice dress.
Nomi Malone
Thanks. I bought it at "Ver-sayce".
Nomi Malone
In the Forum?
Tony Moss
Oh, yeah, Ver-sayce. I love Ver-sayce.
Nomi Malone
Me, too!
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Debating Cristal Connors' Replacement in Showgirls
Tony Moss
Cristal Connors is a star, Sam. You can't just replace her.
Phil Kewkirk
What if we could just bring somebody in while she's recuperating?
Tony Moss
She could be out for a year, Phil.
Zack Carey
Like who?
Phil Newkirk
]? ]?
[[w:Janet Jackson|Janet Jackson; [w:Paula Abdul|Paula Abdul]
Zack Carey
Paula Abdul? In my show?
Mr. Karlman
I'm not going to pay those kind of salaries!
Zack Carey
Well, in that case, Mr. Karlman, we do what we do in Vegas.
Mr. Karlman
What?
Zack Carey
We gamble.
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A Test of Spelling Skills
Tony Moss
Can you spell MGM backwards? I bet you can't.
Audition Dancer
M-G-M.
Tony
I'm impressed!
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