Licorice Pizza - Introduction of Characters in Licorice Pizza
Alana Kane: [on the phone]
What's your name?
Waterbed Ted:
Uh, Ted.
Alana Kane:
Ted.
Waterbed Ted:
Yes.
Alana Kane:
Oh, Ted, I love that name.
Waterbed Ted:
Okay...
Alana Kane:
My name's Alana.
Waterbed Ted:
Hi, Alana.
Alana Kane:
Can I come and install the bed for you?
Waterbed Ted:
What?
Alana Kane:
I'd lay it down and show you how it works. It moves in a similar way to the ocean... wet inside. And it takes some getting used to, but once you're in there, oh, Ted, I don't think you're gonna be asking any questions.
Waterbed Ted:
Sounds like you just sold a waterbed, Alana. Tell me, what time can you be over with that bed?
Alana Kane:
Oh, well. Eager. I have to wait until my work is done.
Waterbed Ted:
Oh, yeah?
Alana Kane:
Yeah. I have a mean, old boss that makes me work all day.
Waterbed Ted:
Why don't you tell Fat Bernie you have work to do and get out of there?
Alana Kane:
Oh. Fat Bernie is so mean, Ted.
Waterbed Ted:
Sounds like it.
Alana Kane:
He keeps me locked up inside. But you know what, Ted?
Waterbed Ted:
What's that?
Alana Kane:
I know you're gonna love our wet beds. You know what they come with?
Waterbed Ted:
What's that?
Alana Kane:
A wood headboard. And that wood is strong and sticks straight up against the wall.
Waterbed Ted:
That sounds great.
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Licorice Pizza - A Playful Exchange Between Two Characters
Gary Valentine:
Hello, gorgeous.
Alana Kane:
Hello, handsome.
Gary Valentine:
Come here often?
Alana Kane:
No, cause I'm not a teenager. I'm selling earrings for my friend JoJo.
Gary Valentine:
Is your bottom soggy? Having trouble sleeping?
Alana Kane:
Well, now that you mention it...
Gary Valentine:
Boyfriend trouble?
Alana Kane:
No boyfriend. So I don't really have trouble.
Gary Valentine:
Well, that's good.
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Licorice Pizza - Age Differences in Dating Perspectives
Alana Kane:
Are you asking me out?
Gary Valentine:
Yes.
Alana Kane:
I'm not going on a date with you, you're twelve.
Gary Valentine:
You're funny. I'm fifteen.
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Licorice Pizza - A Conversation About Breathing and Awareness
Alana Kane:
Stop.
Gary Valentine:
What?
Alana Kane:
I can hear you breathing. Stop.
Gary Valentine:
Breathing?
Alana Kane:
Yes.
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Licorice Pizza - A Playful Exchange on Coolness
Alana Kane:
I'm cooler than you. Don't forget it.
Gary Valentine:
I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not, old lady.
Alana Kane:
What was that?
Gary Valentine:
I said "milady".
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Licorice Pizza - Debate on Worldview and Self-Importance
Alana Kane:
You don't even know what's going on in the world. You think that the world revolves around Gary Valentine and whatever stupid shit you come up with.
Gary Valentine:
It does.
Alana Kane:
No it doesn't.
Gary Valentine:
Yes, it does.
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Licorice Pizza - Complicated Feelings About Relationships
Matthew:
Do you have a boyfriend?
Alana Kane:
Yes and no. I don't know.
Matthew:
Is he a shit?
Alana Kane:
Yeah. Yeah.
Matthew:
They're all shits, aren't they?
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Licorice Pizza - Repetition in Conversation
Gary Valentine:
You say everything twice.
Alana Kane:
I don't say everything twice! What is this, say everything twice?
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Licorice Pizza - Curiosity About Physical Appearance
Alana Kane:
What does your penis look like?
Lance Brannigan:
What?
Alana Kane:
What does your penis look like?
Lance Brannigan:
Like a regular penis, I guess.
Alana Kane:
Is it circumcised?
Lance Brannigan:
Yeah...
Alana Kane:
Then you're a fucking Jew!
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Licorice Pizza - Tension Between Sisters in Licorice Pizza
Alana Kane: [during a fight]
Este, don't you even look at me! Don't you even look at me! You're always looking at me!
Este Kane:
Oh, my...
Alana Kane:
What are you doing?
Este Kane:
I didn't even say anything!
Alana Kane:
What are you doing? What are you thinking, huh? "I'm Este. I work for mom and dad. I'm perfect! I'm a real estate agent. Alana doesn't have her life together. Alana brings home stupid boyfriends all the time.
Este Kane:
I mean...
Alana Kane:
I knew it! I knew that was what you were thinking. You're always thinking things, you thinker! You thinker! You think things!
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Licorice Pizza - Self-Confidence Amid Confusion
Alana Kane:
I don't understand, but... I'm sexy, right?
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Licorice Pizza - Dismissal of Teenagers
Alana Kane:
Fuck off, teenagers!
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