Memorable Quotes from Alana Haim
12 quotesA Conversation About Breathing and Awareness
Alana Kane
Stop.
Gary Valentine
What?
Alana Kane
I can hear you breathing. Stop.
Gary Valentine
Breathing?
Alana Kane
Yes.
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Introduction of Characters in Licorice Pizza
Alana Kane
What's your name?
[on the phone]
Waterbed Ted
Uh, Ted.
Alana Kane
Ted.
Waterbed Ted
Yes.
Alana Kane
Oh, Ted, I love that name.
Waterbed Ted
Okay...
Alana Kane
My name's Alana.
Waterbed Ted
Hi, Alana.
Alana Kane
Can I come and install the bed for you?
Waterbed Ted
What?
Alana Kane
I'd lay it down and show you how it works. It moves in a similar way to the ocean... wet inside. And it takes some getting used to, but once you're in there, oh, Ted, I don't think you're gonna be asking any questions.
Waterbed Ted
Sounds like you just sold a waterbed, Alana. Tell me, what time can you be over with that bed?
Alana Kane
Oh, well. Eager. I have to wait until my work is done.
Waterbed Ted
Oh, yeah?
Alana Kane
Yeah. I have a mean, old boss that makes me work all day.
Waterbed Ted
Why don't you tell Fat Bernie you have work to do and get out of there?
Alana Kane
Oh. Fat Bernie is so mean, Ted.
Waterbed Ted
Sounds like it.
Alana Kane
He keeps me locked up inside. But you know what, Ted?
Waterbed Ted
What's that?
Alana Kane
I know you're gonna love our wet beds. You know what they come with?
Waterbed Ted
What's that?
Alana Kane
A wood headboard. And that wood is strong and sticks straight up against the wall.
Waterbed Ted
That sounds great.
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Repetition in Conversation
Gary Valentine
You say everything twice.
Alana Kane
I don't say everything twice! What is this, say everything twice?
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A Playful Exchange on Coolness
Alana Kane
I'm cooler than you. Don't forget it.
Gary Valentine
I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not, old lady.
Alana Kane
What was that?
Gary Valentine
I said "milady".
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Complicated Feelings About Relationships
Matthew
Do you have a boyfriend?
Alana Kane
Yes and no. I don't know.
Matthew
Is he a shit?
Alana Kane
Yeah. Yeah.
Matthew
They're all shits, aren't they?
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Age Differences in Dating Perspectives
Alana Kane
Are you asking me out?
Gary Valentine
Yes.
Alana Kane
I'm not going on a date with you, you're twelve.
Gary Valentine
You're funny. I'm fifteen.
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A Playful Exchange Between Two Characters
Gary Valentine
Hello, gorgeous.
Alana Kane
Hello, handsome.
Gary Valentine
Come here often?
Alana Kane
No, cause I'm not a teenager. I'm selling earrings for my friend JoJo.
Gary Valentine
Is your bottom soggy? Having trouble sleeping?
Alana Kane
Well, now that you mention it...
Gary Valentine
Boyfriend trouble?
Alana Kane
No boyfriend. So I don't really have trouble.
Gary Valentine
Well, that's good.
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Tension Between Sisters in Licorice Pizza
Alana Kane
Este, don't you even look at me! Don't you even look at me! You're always looking at me!
[during a fight]
Este Kane
Oh, my...
Alana Kane
What are you doing?
Este Kane
I didn't even say anything!
Alana Kane
What are you doing? What are you thinking, huh? "I'm Este. I work for mom and dad. I'm perfect! I'm a real estate agent. Alana doesn't have her life together. Alana brings home stupid boyfriends all the time.
Este Kane
I mean...
Alana Kane
I knew it! I knew that was what you were thinking. You're always thinking things, you thinker! You thinker! You think things!
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Self-Confidence Amid Confusion
Alana Kane
I don't understand, but... I'm sexy, right?
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Debate on Worldview and Self-Importance
Alana Kane
You don't even know what's going on in the world. You think that the world revolves around Gary Valentine and whatever stupid shit you come up with.
Gary Valentine
It does.
Alana Kane
No it doesn't.
Gary Valentine
Yes, it does.
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Dismissal of Teenagers
Alana Kane
Fuck off, teenagers!
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Curiosity About Physical Appearance
Alana Kane
What does your penis look like?
Lance Brannigan
What?
Alana Kane
What does your penis look like?
Lance Brannigan
Like a regular penis, I guess.
Alana Kane
Is it circumcised?
Lance Brannigan
Yeah...
Alana Kane
Then you're a fucking Jew!
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