Memorable Quotes from Albert Finney
52 quotesConfrontation of Roles in a Shared Struggle
Kincade
So who are we supposed to be fighting?
James Bond
No "we" in it, Kincade. This is not your fight.
Kincade
Try and stop me, you jumped-up little shit. Now remember what I taught you. Don't let it pull to the left.
James Bond
I'll do my best.
[deadpan]
Kincade
What did you say you did for a living?
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A Conversation About Gratitude and Departure
A.D.C.
Ah, here's your ticket, Monsieur Poirot. I'm afraid you've still got another hour.
Hercule Poirot
Then, please, do not wait.
A.D.C.
Not wait? Hah. After all you've done for us, Monsieur Poirot? Ha ha. Oh. Uh, my general's orders were to ensure your safe departure. He also wished to thank you again for saving the honour of the British garrison in Jordan. The Brigadier's, uh, confession, was opportune. I say, how did you do it? Was it the old, uh, thumbscrew, you know, the rack, huh?... Oh. Well, uh, you'll be able to rest as soon as you get to Stamboul. The, uh, the Church of Santa Sophia is absolutely magnificent.
Hercule Poirot
You have seen it?
A.D.C.
No.
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Murder and Justice on the Orient Express
Hercule Poirot
Ladies and gentlemen, you are all aware that a repulsive murderer has himself been repulsively and, perhaps, deservedly murdered.
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Language Barriers on the Orient Express
Beddoes
Oh, yes, sir, the Italian person.
Hercule Poirot
Eh, does he speak English?
Beddoes
A kind of English, sir. I think he learnt it in a place called Chicago.
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A Diabolical Honor Awaits Scrooge
Jacob Marley's Ghost
Your activities in life were so pleasing to Lucifer that he has appointed you to be his personal clerk. A singular honor. You will be to him, so to speak, what Bob Cratchit was to you.
Ebenezer Scrooge
That's not fair! It's... it's...
Jacob Marley's Ghost
Diabolical. I must confess, I find it not altogether unamusing.
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Changing Agreements in Marriage
Mark Wallace
We agreed before we were married we weren't gonna have any children.
Joanna Wallace
And before we were married we didn't.
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Too Many Clues in the Room
Hercule Poirot
Bianchi, Doctor, has it occurred to you that there are too many clu-ues in this room?
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The Importance of Making the Most of Time
Ghost of Christmas Present
There is never enough time to do or say all the things that we would wish. The thing is to try to do as much as you can in the time that you have.
Ebenezer Scrooge
Yes, but...
Ghost of Christmas Present
Remember, Scrooge, time is short, and suddenly, you're not there anymore.
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Conversation About Virginity and Experience
Mark Wallace
Are you a virgin?
Mark Wallace
Thought you were. Can always tell.
Joanna Wallace
Congratulations.
Mark Wallace
I was two years at the University of Chicago.
Joanna Wallace
Studying virgin detection?
Mark Wallace
Only at night school.
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Perceptions of American Women in Relationships
Mark Wallace
I always thought American women would be different. I thought in America they'd broken the inhibitions barrier and it was all one long sex feast.
Joanna Wallace
No?
Mark Wallace
But no. But no. The nicely brought-up American girl plays cool and modern. but what she wants - is what her grandmother wanted: Your head stuffed and mounted on the living room wall.
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Silence Between Married Couples
Mark Wallace
What kind of people just sit like that without a word to say to each other?
Joanna Wallace
Married people?
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Conflict Over Financial Resources
Ed Masry
Didn't you hear? They have $28 billion at their disposal!
[after a meeting with a PG&E representative]
Erin Brockovich
So?
Ed Masry
You think I'm MADE of money?
Erin Brockovich
What are you yelling at me for?
Ed Masry
Because I'm pissed off!
Erin Brockovich
Good!
Ed Masry
Fuck you!
[throws down tie]
Erin Brockovich
Fuck you back!
Ed Masry
I really hate you sometimes, I really do.
[starts laughing]
Erin Brockovich
Aww, you love me.
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Communication in Relationships and Dining Experiences
Joanna Wallace
What sort of people sit in a restaurant and don't even try to talk to each other?
Mark Wallace
Married people.
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A Humble Acknowledgment of Ignorance
Hercule Poirot
Forgive me, I'm only an ignorant Belgian!
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Caution Against Disturbing Evidence
Hercule Poirot
Ah, touch nothing!
[To Pierre and Beddoes, upon discovering Ratchett's body]
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Conflict in Expectations and Desire
Mark Wallace
Why is it whenever you give a woman everything she wants, you get so bloody minded.
Joanna Wallace
You don't give me everything I want, you give me everything you want to give me.
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The Importance of Observation and Memory
Hercule Poirot
Observe, memorize! You're my only witnesses!
[To Bianchi and the doctor as he lights the slightly burned paper to see what was originally written]
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Reflection on Sin and Salvation
John Newton
Although my memory's fading, I remember two things very clearly. I'm a great sinner and Christ is a great Savior.
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Concealing Emotions in Love and Relationships
Hercule Poirot
Forgive me, Miss Debenham, I must be brief. You met Colonel Arbuthnott and fell in love with each other in Baghdad. Why must the English conceal even their most impeccable emotions?
Mary Debenham
To answer your observations, in order, of course: Yes, yes, and I don't know.
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The Value of Lives Over Money
Ms. Sanchez
Let's be honest here. $20 million dollars is more money then these people have ever dreamed of.
Erin Brockovich
Oh see, now that pisses me off. First of all, since the demur we have more than 400 plaintiffs and... let's be honest, we all know there are more out there. They may not be the most sophisticated people but they do know how to divide and $20 million isn't shit when you split it between them. Second of all, these people don't dream about being rich. They dream about being able to watch their kids swim in a pool without worrying that they'll have to have a hysterectomy at the age of twenty. Like Rosa Diaz, a client of ours. Or have their spine deteriorate, like Stan Blume, another client of ours. So before you come back here with another lame ass offer, I want you to think real hard about what your spine is worth, Mr. Walker. Or what you might expect someone to pay you for your uterus, Ms. Sanchez. Then you take out your calculator and you multiply that number by a hundred. Anything less than that is a waste of our time.
Erin Brockovich
By the way, we had that water brought in special for you folks. Came from a well in Hinkley.
Ms. Sanchez
I think this meeting is over.
[''Eyes the water warily and sets the glass back down'']
Ed Masry
Damn right it is.
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Navigating Choices with Care
Hercule Poirot
Mon pauvre, if you must go woop-woop, please go woop-woop not to windward, but to leeward.
[After uncovering Ratchett's stab wounds, Bianchi starts to waver]
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Confidence in the Face of Skepticism
Ed Masry
What makes you think you can just walk in there and take whatever you want?
Erin Brockovich
They're called boobs, Ed.
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The Subtlety of Divine Influence
John Newton
God sometimes does His work with gentle drizzle, not storms. Drip. Drip. Drip.
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Memory and Beauty in Relationships
Joanna Wallace
You just want me to become a beautiful memory, the sooner the better!
[upset]
Mark Wallace
Who said anything about beautiful?
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Transformation and Redemption in Perspective
John Newton
I once was blind but now I see." Didn't I write that?
[old and blind]
William Wilberforce
Yes, you did.
John Newton
Well, now at last it's true.
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A Brief Reunion Between Two Characters
Mark Wallace
Hello.
[Joanna has returned from an affair]
Joanna Wallace
Hello.
Mark Wallace
Well?
Joanna Wallace
I'm back.
[softly, on the verge of tears]
Mark Wallace
Enjoy yourself?
Joanna Wallace
Yes, thank you. But I missed you.
[nods]
Joanna Wallace
I did.
Mark Wallace
Why?
Joanna Wallace
Because he's so serious.
Mark Wallace
I thought you liked people who were serious.
Joanna Wallace
But he's so serious.
Mark Wallace
Well, I'd better make some funny faces...
Joanna Wallace
You don't need to make funny faces.
[softly]
Joanna Wallace
Mark, I'm back!
Mark Wallace
You humiliate me. You humiliate me... and then you come back.
Joanna Wallace
That's right.
[nods tearfully]
Mark Wallace
Thank God!
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A Conversation About Intentions and Consequences
Leo
So you wanna kill him...
Eddie Dane
For starters.
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Dwindling Interest in a Case
Hercule Poirot
Mr. Ratchett, I have made enough money to satisfy both my needs and my caprices. I take only such cases now as interest me, and to be frank, my interest in your case is, uh... dwindling.
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Unexpected Strategies in Legal Advocacy
Kurt Potter
Wha... how did you do this?
Erin Brockovich
Well, um, seeing as how I have no brains or legal expertise, and Ed here was losing all faith in the system, am I right?
Ed Masry
Oh, yeah, completely. No faith, no faith...
Erin Brockovich
I just went out there and performed sexual favors. Six hundred and thirty-four blowjobs in five days... I'm really quite tired.
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A New Beginning Awaits
Kincade
Welcome to ].
[after shooting two of Silva's men dead.; [Scotland]
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Conflicting Desires in Relationships
Joanna Wallace
What do people have rows about, dear?
Mark Wallace
Money, sex. Sex, money. He wants, she doesn't want.
Joanna Wallace
She wants, he doesn't want.
Mark Wallace
He thinks that the counter is all in the wrong place.
Joanna Wallace
Counter and display cases. It's very funny.
Mark Wallace
Yeah, that's marriage for you.
Joanna Wallace
That's marriage for them.
Mark Wallace
That's marriage. Full stop.
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Unraveling Lies in a Train Mystery
Hercule Poirot
If all these people are not implicated in the crime, then why have they all told me, under interrogation, stupid and often unnecessary lies? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Dr. Constantine
Doubtless, Monsieur Poirot, because they did not expect you to be on the train. They had no time to concert their cover story.
Hercule Poirot
I was hoping someone other than myself would say that.
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A Princess's Dilemma on Smiling
Hercule Poirot
You never smile, madame la princesse.
Princess Dragomiroff
My doctor has advised against it.
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Trust and Value in Professional Relationships
Ed Masry
It's not exactly what we discussed.
[giving Erin her bonus check]
Erin Brockovich
You know why everyone thinks that all lawyers are back stabbing, blood sucking scum bags? Cause they are! And I can not believe you expect me to go out, leave my kids with strangers and get people to trust you with THEIR lives while all the while you're screwing me! You know, Ed, it's not about the number! It's about the way my work is valued in this firm...
Ed Masry
Like I was saying, I thought that the number you proposed was inappropriate, so I increased it.
Ed Masry
Do they teach beauty queens to apologize? Because you sure suck at it!
Erin Brockovich
Uh, Ed... Uh... thank you...
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Communication Breakdown in Relationships
Mark Wallace
Just wish that you'd stop sniping.
Joanna Wallace
I haven't said a word!
Mark Wallace
Just because you use a silencer doesn't mean you're not a sniper.
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Questioning the Value of References
Hercule Poirot
Cassetti was responsible for her murder. How does that strike you?
Beddoes
I have often felt, sir, that instead of our employers requiring references from us, we should require references from them.
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The Loss of Innocence
Kincade
The night I told him his parents had died, he hid in here for two days. When he did come out, he wasn't a boy anymore.
[showing M a concealed passage under Bond's family home.]
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The Complexity of Truth in Interrogation
Hercule Poirot
Only by interrogating the other passengers could I hope to see the light, but when I began to question them, the light, as ] would have said, thickened.
[[Macbeth]
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The Humorous Side of Marriage Dynamics
Mark Wallace
Do you know what marriage is?
Joanna Wallace
Hmm, you tell me, and see if we're thinking of the same thing.
Mark Wallace
Marriage is when the woman tells the man to take off his pajamas... and it's because, she wants to send them to the laundry.
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Exploring Control and Independence in Relationships
Mark Wallace
Come on, baby.
[to Joanna]
Howard Manchester
Well that, if I may say so, is a very revealing usage. Calling her baby, at this point, shows you're prepared to do her thinking and her deciding for her. Now I warn you solemnly, Marcus. You're denying Joanna the right to be her own paradoxical self.
Mark Wallace
Howard, you're the largest pocket of untapped natural gas known to man.
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Haunting Remembrance of Lost Souls
John Newton
I wish I could remember all their names. My 20,000 ghosts, they all had names, beautiful African names. We'd call them with just grunts, noises. We were apes, they were human. I'm weeping. I couldn't weep till I wrote this.
[tears up]
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Skepticism Towards Commitment in Relationships
Mark Wallace
It's not that I have anything against sex. It's contracts I don't go for. Promise of long service and good conduct.
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Reflections on Marriage and Happiness
Joanna Wallace
They don't look very happy.
[referring to a pair of newlyweds seated in the back of a Rolls Royce]
Mark Wallace
Why should they? They just got married.
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Conspiracy and Means in a Murder Case
Dr. Constantine
He had the means to do it. The passkey to Ratchett's room.
[referring to Pierre]
Hercule Poirot
And a knife borrowed from the chef.
Bianchi
With whom he was in league.
Hercule Poirot
Which he plunged, repeatedly and without motive, into the body of his suitably astonished victim.
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Labels and Limitations in Relationships
Mark Wallace
The trouble with women is they try to label you - put you in a pigeonhole. What they don't realize is - the only thing that fits in a pigeonhole is a pigeon.
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Fashion Choices in the Workplace
Ed Masry
In a law firm you may want to re-think your wardrobe a little.
Erin Brockovich
Well Ed, I think I look nice. And as long as I have one ass instead of two I'll wear what I like if that's all right with you? You might want to re-think those ties.
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Confronting Conscience and Responsibility
Bianchi
Hercule. I thank you.
Hercule Poirot
My friend. Now I must go and wrestle with my report to the police and with my conscience.
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A Significant Challenge Ahead
Ed Masry
This is a whole different ball game. A much bigger deal.
Erin Brockovich
Kind of like David and whats-his-name.
Ed Masry
Kind of like David and whats-his-name's whole fucking family. Okay, here's the deal: If, and only if, you find all the evidence to back this up, I'll do it, I'll take it on.
[sighs]
Erin Brockovich
You're doing the right thing, Mr. Masry.
Ed Masry
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remind me of that when I'm filing for bankruptcy.
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Power Dynamics and Personal Identity
Caspar
You think that I'm some guinea, fresh off the boat, and you can kick me! But I'm too big for that now. I'm sick a takin the scrap from you, Leo. I'm a of marching into this goddamn office to kiss your Irish ass. And I'M SICK A THE HIGH HAT!
Caspar
Youse fancy pants, all a youse.
Leo
Johnny, you're exactly as big as I let you be, and no bigger, and don't forget it, ever.
Caspar
That's right, Leo. You're the big shot around here, and I'm just some schnook likes to get slapped around.
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The Dangers of Hypnotics Explained
Countess Andrenyi
As is my custom on night trains, I took ].
[[w:Trional|trional]
Dr. Constantine
Diethylsulphone dimethyl methane. One dilutes the white crystals with water. It is a strong hypnotic.
Countess Andrenyi
Ha, ha! He makes it sound like a poison!
Dr. Constantine
As with most sleeping drugs, if taken in sufficient quantities it IS a poison.
Count Andrenyi
You are not-!
[jumping up]
Hercule Poirot
Ah, you are not accused... you are ex-cused! Thank you both for your help and cooperation.
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Conflict Between Joanna and Mark Wallace
Mark Wallace
Bitch.
Joanna Wallace
Bastard.
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Disdain for Dependable Women
Mark Wallace
If there's one thing I really despise, it's an indispensable woman.
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