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Alex Borstein Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Alex Borstein

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Confrontation Over Design Delivery Issues
George Hedare What the hell is wrong with you, Phillips?! You... never... delivered the design! You do not in fact even know where they are and you do not know where they are because, and I quote you, you “cannot remember!” Your incompetence is staggering!
Patience Phillips Huh?
George Hedare Are you even listening to me?
Patience Phillips Uh-uh.
Patience Phillips I'm sorry!
George Hedare “Sorry?” Sorry's not nearly enough.
Patience Phillips Okay. Then let me try the remix. I'm sorry for every second I wasted working for an untalented, unethical egomaniac like you!
[demeanour suddenly changes]
George Hedare Clean out your cubicle. You are fired!
[He exits]
Patience Phillips Wait, Mr. Hedare! I didn't mean it...Did I?
Sally My hero.
Unexpected Revelations at the Awards Ceremony
Miss Ungermeyer You tell us where Lizzie is or this deck is gonna catch some serious air!
[holds his skateboard out the window]
Ethan Well it's possible that she's at the Italian Music Video Awards doubling for the Italian pop star Isabella who's like totally her twin.
Ethan Why does everyone always look at me like that?
Breakfast Preferences and Spaghetti Debate
Ethan When are we going to eat spaghetti?
Kate Its like nine in the morning.
Ethan So what? You've never had spaghetti for breakfast before?
Kate I don't eat carbs!
Ethan So I suppose you've never had a spaghetti sandwich before?
Kate This experience is so totally wasted on you...
Miss Ungermeyer Craft! Sanders! Separate!
Kate Oh, we did! And thank god!
Miss Ungermeyer Ok, let's try something at your education level and take a ten minute shopping break while I choke down an espresso.